Elle Fanning currently has over 6 million Instagram followers, but apparently, there was a time when her lack of followers cost her a role in a big movie. Elle revealed in a recent interview with the Happy Sad Confused podcast that she lost out on a franchise gig because she didn’t have enough Instagram followers. Welp, fuck… tragically for us, it seems that TikTokers like Addison Rae are gonna be in a lot more movies going forward.

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Last week, The Sun burped up a rumor that Taylor Swift moved on from Joe Alwyn to The 1975’s frontmess Matty Healy. Now, Taylor getting with a skinny white Brit is barely shrug-worthy news. But turns out that TayTay’s current rebound piece is bad for her brand because he’s a certified edgelord who has pulled anti-Semitic shit, said racist crap, etc… etc… The Swifties have been in denial over this union, but sadly for them, their queen really is getting on Violet Chachki’s long-lost-and-stay-lost racist evil twin. The two had themselves a date night at the completely low-key Casa Cipriani (which is Italian for LOOK AT US) in NYC yesterday. And suddenly, Tom Hiddleston and his I Heart TS tank top are breathing sighs of relief because they’re no longer the most embarrassing part of TayTay’s dating life.

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It seems that in the short time since Shakira sought refuge in Miami after Gerard Piqué’s dad banished her from Barcelona, she’s become the city’s most sought-after bachelorette. First, she caught the crazy eye of Tom Cruise at a recent Formula 1 race there. But, she must not have felt the “chemistry” or have the will to spend the rest of her life praising Xenu Miscavige; because it looks like she might’ve decided to pursue a different Formula 1 prospect! TMZ says Shakira was spotted with F1 driver Lewis Hamilton on his boat.

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Much like Mr. Hankey from South Park, Donald Trump has re-emerged from the depths of whatever toilet he’s been residing in to ruin all of our days. Well, more like ruin all of our lives since he still reeeeally wants to be your president once again. So in an attempt to make sure he riles up his basket of deplorables ahead of Presidential campaign season, CNN decided to give him a town hall with his fanatics. That decision didn’t go over well. And in a move toward “HUH?”, CNN’s former giggle monster Anderson Cooper defended his network’s decision to give a platform to “the front-runner for the Republican nominee for President.” That also didn’t go over well.

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When Welsh composer Sir Karl Jenkins attended the royal Coronation for King Charles III last weekend, he probably put on his best suit, combed out his giant mustache, and left the house really feeling himself- only to have his picture and videos from the Coronation go viral under the assertion that CLEARLY, he’s actually Meghan Markle in disguise. But Sir Karl has popped up on TikTok to say that he’s definitely not Meghan Markle. Or…is that exactly what Meghan Markle wants us to think??!!

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