Anderson Cooper Is Richer Since He’s Inherited A Large Portion Of His Mother Gloria Vanderbilt’s Estate
Anderson Cooper‘s mother Gloria Vanderbilt recently passed away and Anderson has stated on several occasions that he will not inherit his mother’s fortune. Well..looks like Gloria is pulling off one final surprise by gifting Anderson with most of her estate. She also left a portion to her eldest son and nothing to her middle son.
I guess it really does suck to be the middle child….Jan Brady had it right all along…
When the news broke yesterday that legendary socialite, heiress, and denim designer Gloria Vanderbilt had died at the age of 95, I’m sure most people might have said something like, “Poor Anderson Cooper, my thoughts are with him at this time.” And I’m sure there was a much smaller percentage of people whose thoughts turn to tackiness during such times, and wondered just how much cash Anderson was set to inherit. But gold diggers with their eyes set on The Silver Fox better get used to the idea of going after Anderson’s money and Anderson’s money alone, because there are no designer denim dollars in his future.
Pull out those Vanderbilt jeans I know you’ve kept all these years and hang ’em at half-mast, because a denim icon is now in heaven, slathering the angels with jeans that fit like the skin on a grape. Socialite, heiress, artist, jeans mogul, author, actress, and mother of The Silver Fox, Gloria Vanderbilt, died of stomach cancer at her home this morning while surrounded by her loved ones. She was 95.
Kathy Griffin says that she’s still nursing her wounds from when her giggly former TV bestie Anderson Cooper demonstrated that his frosty locks can extend to his heart and dropped her ass. Anderson Cooper labeled Kathy’s 2017 stunt pic of her holding the fake bloody Trump head as “disgusting and completely inappropriate” and there went the CNN NYE co-hosting for Kath.
Meanwhile on CNN… as Jane Curtin declared that her New Year’s resolution is to dance on the grave of the Republican party after it dies, tequila nearly killed Anderson Cooper.
Andy Squared were back to hosting New Year’s Eve on CNN last night, and when I turned it on for a second, literal daddy-to-be (he’s expecting a boy, by the way) Andy Cohen was throwing a dramatic ass fit about some truly riveting umbrella drama, so I switched the channel. But apparently I missed the gift of The Silver Fox’s face contorting into “Mr. Burns while getting rimmed by a shark” every time he took a shot of tequila.
Not to spill all the secrets of the gay community, but, yes, we do all have a photographic memory when it comes to Ariana Grande song lyrics. Oh, and the go-to appetizer at brunch is usually a roundtable on mutual hookups. Apparently, it has taken Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen several decades to have a mutual hookup (suuuuuure, Jan), but last night on Watch What Happens Live, Andy “let it slip” that they found out a few weeks ago they had slept with the same dude.