Category: Caught Canoodling
Step Aside, Tom Cruise! Shakira Was Seen Spending Time With Lewis Hamilton On His Boat
It seems that in the short time since Shakira sought refuge in Miami after Gerard Piqué’s dad banished her from Barcelona, she’s become the city’s most sought-after bachelorette. First, she caught the crazy eye of Tom Cruise at a recent Formula 1 race there. But, she must not have felt the “chemistry” or have the will to spend the rest of her life praising Xenu Miscavige; because it looks like she might’ve decided to pursue a different Formula 1 prospect! TMZ says Shakira was spotted with F1 driver Lewis Hamilton on his boat.
Open Post: Hosted By Hundreds Of Pounds Of Pasta Mysteriously Dumped Along A New Jersey Creek
Last week, the New Jersey-iest mystery to have ever happen happened: hundreds of pounds of different varieties of pasta were dumped in a wooded area next to a creek. And though the mess was cleared away, no one has come forward to take the far-FALLE. Perhaps NJ’s own Chris Christie’s wettest dream of the Olive Garden bringing back the Never-ending Pasta Bowl came true!
Brad Pitt And His New Lady Ines de Ramon Were Photographed Sunbathing Topless In Cabo
On New Year’s Eve Day, Brad Pitt was papped poolside sunning his divorced-dad-of-six-bod alongside his topless lady friend of a few months, nutritionist/person having something to do with jewelry production, Ines de Ramon, while the two vacationed together in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. If the paps caught the couple unawares, they must be pissed to have missed the money shot because Ines kept her back to the voyeurs, depriving a thirsty public of a peep of the teats that are sure to inspire Brad to try his hand at designing a line of handcrafted nipple rings for every occasion. Possibly even a bespoke pair one might wear to a covert photoshoot when your man’s movie has just flopped following resurfaced accusations of domestic abuse by his very famous ex. But we’ll never know because Ines is, apparently, a pro. As such, she appeared far more interested in keeping her nose in her book than she was in the soulful artist with the “well-defined abs and many tattoos” seated by her side.
Toni Collette Returned To Instagram To Announce Her Divorce After Photos Of Her Husband With Another Woman Surfaced
I did not expect to find myself digging through Toni Collette’s Instagram feed this morning using my Dlisted exclusive Detective Latoya magnifying glass (available at lesser Target stores nationwide. If you can’t find them in the aisle, check the dumpsters out back. Please do not bother the Target team members; they won’t know what you’re talking about.) looking for clues, but here we are. And I’ve got my Knives Out to prove it. Unoriginally, a silly little man, appears to be responsible for the sad state of affairs that led to this unprecedented investigation into the socials of one of our leading Certified Prestige HBO Girlies.
Pete Davidson And Emily Ratajkowski Might Be A Thing Now
Pete Davidson’s desirability is a polarizing topic. Half of the population wonders how a gangly always-hoodied dude-bro with many admitted demons nabs so many beautiful famous women; and the other half wants to climb that lean, damaged, weed-smelling human caution sign like a tree and find out if he’s really packing nine inches or ten. But while we all fight amongst ourselves, Pete might’ve worked his magic again; because there are rumors that he and Emily Ratajkowski were recently spotted holding hands on a date.
A Spanish TV Anchor Was Accused Of Cheating After A Half-Naked Lady Showed Up In The Background Of His Live Video Call
Offset who? We may have caught Cardi B‘s man hiding his phone from her on a live stream, but this is beyond that. This is a moment not even Cheaters could have cooked up. While some dudes have chosen to secretly FaceTime fuck their side piece in the bathroom and keep a distance while quarantined with their main piece, one news anchor in Spain was accused of choosing a bolder ass path and playing with fire by meeting up with his side piece. The result? He may have been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Well, caught shortly after he had his hand in the cookie jar.