Category: Miami

Step Aside, Tom Cruise! Shakira Was Seen Spending Time With Lewis Hamilton On His Boat

May 12, 2023 / Posted by:

It seems that in the short time since Shakira sought refuge in Miami after Gerard Piqué’s dad banished her from Barcelona, she’s become the city’s most sought-after bachelorette. First, she caught the crazy eye of Tom Cruise at a recent Formula 1 race there. But, she must not have felt the “chemistry” or have the will to spend the rest of her life praising Xenu Miscavige; because it looks like she might’ve decided to pursue a different Formula 1 prospect! TMZ says Shakira was spotted with F1 driver Lewis Hamilton on his boat.

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Shakira Announces That She’s Moving From Barcelona to Miami After Reportedly Being “Evicted” By Her Ex’s Dad

April 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Last year, it was reported that Shakira was planning to move from Barcelona to Miami since she only really lived in Barcelona for the father of her two children, Gerard Pique, who plays football there. So now that her relationship with Gerard has exploded thanks to his wandering peen ways, she’s taking her and her kids to Miami to live full-time. It’s kinda like a reverse Eat Pray Love, to live out her new life as a single mother with her close friends and family after her messy split from Gerard Pique. And who knows if she’ll take her Balcony Witch with her or not. Probably not, since it’s rumored that Gerard Pique’s dad helped with Shakira’s decision to leave Barcelona by evicting her ass from the home she shared with her ex.

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Shakira Is Considering Moving Miami To Leave Behind Her Tax And Relationship Woes In Spain

August 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Beloved lycan and nemesis of boars everywhere Shakira has been having a difficult year. First, her footballer husband Gerard Pique suffered from a severe case of wandering peen which eventually led to the dissolution of their marriage. Then all that tax mierda Shakira’s been putting off finally caught up to her. What’s a girl to do? Move mansions, of course! There are rumors that Shakira is planning to get away from it all and relocate to the tiny modest town of Miami. Ah yes, who hasn’t considered moving to Miami to deal with a breakup (and those pesky tax collectors)!

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Open Post: Hosted By Scott Eastwood Giving You Miami Beach Body

July 17, 2016 / Posted by:

Here’s PLENTY of pics of Scott Eastwood living the life on a Miami Beach yesterday. The young Eastwood (his dad is the guy who talked to the chair at the Republican National Convention back in 2012) ran that ass along the beach, took a cooling dip in the water, and chatted up the ladies.

Scott and his people worked HARD to make Scott happen. They worked “need an internal organ” hard. It seems to have paid off. Sure, he looks like your standard swimsuit model from a Target circular, but he’s in some pretty big movies. He’s in the next Furious Fast Cars flick, and Suicide Squad, and Ben Affleck’s next directorial effort which hopefully, for Ben’s sake, doesn’t involve painful 3-hour long scenes of murky superheroes in CGI capes rueing the day they chose to fight crime until Wonder Woman shows up for 10 minutes to steal this awful movie. Although, it wasn’t that hard to steal. I fell asleep somewhere around when Jeremy Irons was obviously hating himself for taking a role in this pile of shit and woke up around the time dumb-ass Amy Adams threw the Kryptonite spear in the water and then had to go back in after it five minutes later. What an emotional arc her character went on.

Check out more pics of Scott Eastwood’s body in Miami below.

Pics: Splash

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