Category: Jack Antonoff
Taylor Swift Is Getting Called Out For Her “Calculated” Collaboration With Ice Spice
“Subtle” was redefined yesterday when Taylor Swift burped up the news that she’s releasing new versions of two songs from her album Midnights. TayTay announced that she and Lana Del Rey recorded a new version of their song Snow on the Beach and that she and IT rapper of the moment, Ice Spice, did a remix of her song Karma. Many have stamped the latter collab with the words “DAMAGE CONTROL” since TayTay’s current poo (typo and it stays), Matty Healy, laughed at racist comments about Ice Spice on a podcast. And while some Swifties have once again defended their savior over this, others are adding this damage control jewel to TayTay’s Queen of Performative Acts crown.
Taylor Swift And Matty Healy Took Their Love To NYC
Last week, The Sun burped up a rumor that Taylor Swift moved on from Joe Alwyn to The 1975’s frontmess Matty Healy. Now, Taylor getting with a skinny white Brit is barely shrug-worthy news. But turns out that TayTay’s current rebound piece is bad for her brand because he’s a certified edgelord who has pulled anti-Semitic shit, said racist crap, etc… etc… The Swifties have been in denial over this union, but sadly for them, their queen really is getting on Violet Chachki’s long-lost-and-stay-lost racist evil twin. The two had themselves a date night at the completely low-key Casa Cipriani (which is Italian for LOOK AT US) in NYC yesterday. And suddenly, Tom Hiddleston and his I Heart TS tank top are breathing sighs of relief because they’re no longer the most embarrassing part of TayTay’s dating life.
Rolling Stone UK Calls Lana Del Rey The Greatest Songwriter Of The 21st Century
There are still almost 77 years left until the 22nd century, but that didn’t stop Rolling Stone UK from declaring that 37-year-old Lana Del Rey is the greatest songwriter of the 21st century during an interview with her (a big win for the Tumblr girls of 2012). Lana should celebrate by putting her new title from RS UK on a billboard in her ex’s hometown.
FKA Twigs And Margaret Qualley Got Into An Argument About Shia LeBeouf At The Bel Air Hotel
As low-rent and busted as he looks, Shia LaBeouf’s name was on everybody’s lips at the swanky Bel Air hotel recently when two of his ex-girlfriends, FKA Twigs and Margaret Qualley, got into a heated argument over what witnesses say was Margaret not wanting to act as a witness for Twigs in her lawsuit against Shia in which she is accusing him of physical, sexual and psychological domestic abuse, all of which he denies. That alone should have been enough to condemn the property because you can get bed bugs, or worse, just thinking his name, let alone arguing about him “in full view of the other hotel guests.” You want ants? Because that is how you get ants. You’d be better off summoning the Candyman. Page Six reports that Margaret’s fiancé Jack Antonoff even got pulled into the muck when he stepped in to defend her. Yep. Shia is that pernicious.
Margaret Qualley And Jack Antonoff Are Engaged
Big exciting news for fans of actors with famous parents, and guys who look like a Gen Z Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors. There’s a new celebrity couple engagement in town, and a source is telling People magazine that the future union is between 27-year-old Margaret Qualley (aka Andie MacDowell’s kid) and 38-year-old musician Jack Antonoff.
Taylor Swift Hits Back At Damon Albarn After He Said She Doesn’t Write Her Own Songs
Yes, Damon Albarn actually said: “Taylor Swift doesn’t write her own songs.” Did the emergency siren from Kill Bill start immediately playing in everyone’s heads? Because it did in mine. Naturally, Damon messed up pretty hard when he accused Taylor of not writing her songs because Taylor hopped on Twitter and dragged Damon for dragging her.