Shakira Announces That She’s Moving From Barcelona to Miami After Reportedly Being “Evicted” By Her Ex’s Dad
Last year, it was reported that Shakira was planning to move from Barcelona to Miami since she only really lived in Barcelona for the father of her two children, Gerard Pique, who plays football there. So now that her relationship with Gerard has exploded thanks to his wandering peen ways, she’s taking her and her kids to Miami to live full-time. It’s kinda like a reverse Eat Pray Love, to live out her new life as a single mother with her close friends and family after her messy split from Gerard Pique. And who knows if she’ll take her Balcony Witch with her or not. Probably not, since it’s rumored that Gerard Pique’s dad helped with Shakira’s decision to leave Barcelona by evicting her ass from the home she shared with her ex.
Ever since Shakira and Gerard broke up and he made his mistress, Clara Chia Marti, his girlfriend, things have gotten messier. Shakira fired a diss track at Pique and Clara, and he responded again, this time by hating on Latin Americans. via HuffPo
“In the beginning, it was bad and it reached a point where if I had let things get to me, I would have thrown myself off a cliff,” Piqué during Saturday’s Twitch stream with Romero.
Piqué went further in his interview with Romero, saying Shakira’s fans “care about things that aren’t important” and blamed their heritage.
“For example, my ex-partner is Latin American,” Piqué told Romero, per a translation. “You can’t imagine [the comments] I’ve gotten on social media from her fans. Millions of barbarities! But I don’t care about any of it. Honestly, not at all because I don’t know them.”
“These people have no lives and why should I care?” he continued. “I’ll never meet them, they’re robots, you know?”
Shakira responded to that mess by declaring that she’s proud to be Latin America:
Orgullosa de ser Latinoamericana.
— Shakira (@shakira) April 3, 2023
And when she raised a fist for being Latin American, she probably flipped Pique off with her other hand as she made her way to Miami. The rumor is that Shakira’s move didn’t exactly come voluntarily. Apparently, she was kicked to the curb from her Barcelona mansion with an eviction letter by her ex’s dad, Joan Pique. So since her parents and brother live in Miami, she decided it was time to say goodbye to tapas and hello to fake tatas! According to Mirror:
The Colombian pop star, 46, is moving to Miami after reportedly being served an ‘eviction notice’ by her ex’s dad, Joan Pique.
Reports in the Spanish press say the singer received an email from Pique’s dad on March 13 asking her to vacate the former couple’s home by April 30 – or pay compensation.
On Sunday, Shakira hopped on her PJ along with her two sons, Milan and Sasha, and headed for the States. Despite being excited to wipe her hands clean of her gross ex, she gave a sentimental sendoff in an Instagram post. via Deadline:
“I established myself in Barcelona to give my kids stability, the same one we are now looking for in another corner of the world alongside my family, friends and the sea,” she shared on social media. “Today we start a new chapter in search of their happiness.”
Shakira continued, “Thank you to everyone that surfed with my in the Barcelona waves, the city in which I learned that friendship is longer than love. Thanks to everyone that helped me, dried my tears, inspired me and made my grow. Thanks to all my Spanish fans that gave me their loyalty and love. For you guys, it’s only a see you later and like my father said many times, we’ll see you on the curves.”
Now no bitch is gonna eat her strawberry jam, and Halloween’s gonna be the only time there’s ever a witch outside her home! (Unless Miami’s own Larsa Pippen comes over.)