Category: Lewis Hamilton
Step Aside, Tom Cruise! Shakira Was Seen Spending Time With Lewis Hamilton On His Boat
It seems that in the short time since Shakira sought refuge in Miami after Gerard Piqué’s dad banished her from Barcelona, she’s become the city’s most sought-after bachelorette. First, she caught the crazy eye of Tom Cruise at a recent Formula 1 race there. But, she must not have felt the “chemistry” or have the will to spend the rest of her life praising Xenu Miscavige; because it looks like she might’ve decided to pursue a different Formula 1 prospect! TMZ says Shakira was spotted with F1 driver Lewis Hamilton on his boat.
Watch Where You Shit Around Lewis Hamilton
Scatologically speaking, it’s maybe not the best idea to take your cues from Terrence “Baby Wipes” Howard. If you’ve got weird poop hangups, keep it to yourself! Sadly for Formula One racer Lewis Hamilton, the word is out about his poop proclivities.
Nicki Minaj Brought Rich Vampire Realness To The AmfAR Gala
The annual Cannes amfAR Gala for AIDS research was held last night, and it’s an event that truly brings out the best attempts in fashion. This is what Nicki Minaj looked like, and I love it all. The Morticia Addams hair paired with the un-dead boudoir eleganza from Roberto Cavalli and the ten pounds of diamonds makes her look like Vampira’s money-hungry hustler sister Scampira. Watch out, rich dudes – she’ll suck the life out of you and your bank account!
Serena Williams And Lewis Hamilton Might Be A Thing
October was a busy month for Serena Williams. Not only did she get inducted into Taylor Swift’s club of famous friends, but it looks like she might also have gotten herself a new boyfriend. And the gentleman triggering Drake’s latest tear-stained jealous diary entry appears to be Nicole Sherzinger’s ex Lewis Hamilton.
The Daily Mail says that 35-year-old Serena and 31-year-old Lewis were first spotted acting couple-y last Sunday after he won the Formula 1 Mexican Grand Prix. Serena and Lewis held hands, which is Celebrity Sign Language for “We’re probably doing it.” The following day, Serena and Lewis were seen hanging out together at Heidi Klum’s Halloween party in New York. Sadly, they didn’t make it official by showing up in matching Joker/Harley Quinn costumes. Lewis did dress up as The Joker, but Heath Ledger’s version. Meanwhile, Serena dressed up as what most people look like when they try on a swimsuit at American Apparel.
Serena Williams and Lewis Hamilton got pretty cozy on Halloween ? https://t.co/37jTRd809R pic.twitter.com/CENcBU3T20
— Page Six (@PageSix) November 2, 2016
Page Six has a few more details about their Halloween night. Serena and Lewis were reportedly seen “getting cozy” at 1 Oak after Heidi Klum’s party. A source says that they were “super flirty” and didn’t leave each other all night. Not even to go to the bathroom? That’s commitment to a new piece. Maybe that was part of the flirting. Serena would wink at Lewis and whisper “I have to pee, but I’m not going to, because I’ll miss you too much. Ooh, a smile – looks like you like that.” Then Lewis would reply: “No, it’s just the makeup. I’m actually very concerned about your bladder.”
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