Because I can never have enough of Auntie Lindo in my life, I’ve been hoping for a sequel to The Joy Luck Club since the first one came out in 1993. Well, a sequel is finally in the works and the entire main cast of mothers and daughters is in talks to return. Hopefully, the sequel is a hit, and that leads to a spin-off movie where we get the origin story about Joy Luck Club’s hot villain (played by Russell Wong) and the watermelon he tongue fucks in the scene that made many tweens of the 90s instantly hit puberty – Deadline

Melanie Griffith and Jamie Lee Curtis, both members of The Daughters Of Hitchcock Blondes Club, brought a double dose of power suit glamour to Jamie Lee’s hand and footprint ceremony at the TLC Chinese Theater in Hollywood – Lainey Gossip

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Earlier this week, we learned about Brad Pitt’s latest passion project, a multi-million dollar recording studio on the grounds of Chateau Miraval, the winery he co-owns with Stoli against his will. But that was like two days ago. He’s already talking about something else: his love of sculpture and guitar. At least one of which he admits to sucking at. As was reported last month, Brad has teamed up with his friends, musician Nick Cave and contemporary visual artist Thomas Houseago, to launch a collective art exhibition in Finland. And while talking to the Financial Times about their exhibit, he briefly got into his split from Angelina Jolie without really getting into his split from Angelina Jolie.

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I haven’t thought about M.I.A. since she flipped us the bird at the Super Bowl Halftime show ten years ago. But, this week, she was thrust back into my consciousness for a very random reason. M.I.A. compared Alex Jones‘ lying about the Sandy Hook shooting to celebrities promoting COVID vaccines. Heh? Some context, in case you only get your news from this site (and good for you!): trash conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has been ordered to pay nearly $1 billion in restitution to the families of the victims killed at Sandy Hook, cuz he said the tragedy never happened and the grieving parents were paid actors. M.I.A. took to Twitter to add her two cents. Unfortunately, both of those cents were absolutely certifiable. She wrote, “If Alex jones pays for lying, shouldn’t every celebrity pushing vaccines pay too?” Rational thinking: it isn’t for everyone.

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In case anyone mistakenly thought that Madonna kissing Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera back at the 2003 VMA’s and her recent Instagram posts full of tonguing women and pantomiming cunnilingus was just an attention grab and that she doesn’t actually wade in the lady-pond, she might have come out as gay in her panty-tossing TikTok the other day. But if there was still any doubt, “Mistress of the Dark,” Cassandra “Elvira” Peterson confirmed that Madonna’s been into women for a long time, sharing that years ago, Madonna hit on her current girlfriend.

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The fifth season of The Crown premieres November 9, and the Royals aren’t the only ones with their fancy knickers in a twist. Deadline reports that the show’s creatives are “on edge” about having to film Princess Diana’s death in Paris. At first I thought, “Shit, these guys really left it ’til the last minute!” But, nope. The scene is actually being filmed for the show’s sixth season. Creator Peter Morgan has confirmed the crash itself won’t be filmed, but the paparazzi car chase and immediate aftermath will. Ironically, one of their concerns is that real life paps will snap a picture of production recreating Di’s death and “create uproar in royal circles.” Everyone behind the scenes wants to handle the scene extra-sensitively, especially with the recent passing of THE QUEEN. Well, if they do fuck it up, big whoop. It’s not like the real-life Royals handled Diana’s death any better. Continue reading