In his older years, Bill Murray appears to be known for two things: starring in twee films that require him to be sad while wearing pastel sweaters and being a certified jerk. It seems like just a few years ago, Murray was becoming known as the cool old guy who might inadvertently stumble into your engagement photo shoot or crash your young people’s party. Who wouldn’t want the smarmy guy from Ghostbusters as a guest at your shindig? I suppose if you want to risk him getting assault-ey with the guests. And this week, Rob Schneider said that Bill Murray hated the early-90s Saturday Night Live cast when he guest hosted and really hated Chris Farley. Well, now Seth Green has his own SNL/Bill Murray story. According to Seth, Bill threw him into a trash can as a kid, and he isn’t laughing about it. The “I’m just a funny nice guy” act might not cut it after this. The movies have clearly told us that only bullies throw people into garbage cans!

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I guess Hollywood wants the answer to the question, “Can Leslie Nielsen actually be replaced as the star of Naked Gun?” The answer is obviously: FUCK NO! But Hollywood is going to try anyway, and fellow movie star with L.N. initials, Liam Neeson, is in talks to star in a Naked Gun reboot, possibly as Frank Drebin’s son. Akiva Schaffer from Loney Island is going to direct. This reboot is barely a tickle in Hollywood’s left nutsack, and I already see a problem. I mean, many have seen (NSFW GIF ALERT) Liam Neeson’s naked gun, so clearly they’re going to have to change the title to Naked Nightstick – Deadline

Harrison Ford is reportedly getting that Marvel check and is joining the MCU as General Thaddeus “Thunderbolt” Ross, replacing the late great William Hurt. I’m no superhero nerd, but I’m into this, solely for all the grumpiness he’ll bring during the press tour – Lainey Gossip

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You would think that after Don’t Worry Darling’s astonishing success at the Venice Film Festival  (I’M BEING SERIOUS, YOU GUYS, IT WAS ASTONISHING), Olivia Wilde might want a little break from the intense media scrutiny leading up to the film’s release, but apparently nah. Olivia’s got her nipple out for the cover of Elle magazine’s Women in Hollywood issue, and that’s not all she’s serving. She’s also serving “the media” their ass for focusing on the sex scenes in DWD and “overshadowing everything else that the movie’s about,” in agreement with comments her star Florence Pugh made to Harper’s Bizarre in August, but contradicting what she herself said a few days later in Variety. Olivia also reiterated her “no assholes” policy saying, “we let go of people who aren’t kind all the time,” and swears she hasn’t “abandoned her children” in a hot car, one of which I believe!

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Sad news. Robbie Coltrane passed away today at a hospital in Larbert, Scotland. Robbie was perhaps best known for playing Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies. Other credits include two James Bond movies and the British crime series Cracker. He was 72.

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Spooky season is in full swing! Creepy ghosts, evil witches, horrifying murderers, and mysterious overnight tree trimmers. Maybe you haven’t heard of that last one, but, believe me, they’re out there! People reports that some dude is walking around a Fort Worth, Texas neighborhood at 3:00 AM, and randomly pruning peoples’ trees. The residents call this guy Edward Scissorhands, and while he’s probably not as nefarious as the real-life Johnny Depp, he’s still pretty creepy.

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