Brad Pitt Talks About Finding “Joy” In His Art Following The “Misery” Of His Split From Angelina Jolie
Earlier this week, we learned about Brad Pitt’s latest passion project, a multi-million dollar recording studio on the grounds of Chateau Miraval, the winery he co-owns with Stoli against his will. But that was like two days ago. He’s already talking about something else: his love of sculpture and guitar. At least one of which he admits to sucking at. As was reported last month, Brad has teamed up with his friends, musician Nick Cave and contemporary visual artist Thomas Houseago, to launch a collective art exhibition in Finland. And while talking to the Financial Times about their exhibit, he briefly got into his split from Angelina Jolie without really getting into his split from Angelina Jolie.
Yes, the Kartrashians should stop fighting fate and joint marry their true love and soulmate: Photoshop! But with that being said, it’s Aubrey O’Day who is the true MVP of Photoshop and the recipient of several lifetime achievement Photoshop Awards. A couple of years ago, Aubrey was papped looking a whole lot different than the Photoshopped and filtered pictures she posts of herself on Instagram. Aubrey was also called out because she was pushing Flat Tummy Tea on her page when the secret to her cinched waist was the digital Spanx known as Photoshop. At the time, Aubrey accused the paparazzo of Photoshopping the pics of her and threatened to sue a trick (but nothing came of that).
Well, Aubrey didn’t let that little escándalo stop her shameless Photoshop fuckery and she has since upped her game. A year ago, Aubrey announced that she was leaving the U.S. to start a “new life” abroad. Since then, Aubrey has been traveling the world, allegedly, and posting pictures from her alleged travels on Instagram. And recently, a TikToker called out Aubrey for stealing other people’s vacation pictures and Photoshopping herself into them. That TikToker truly has a special eye, because Aubrey’s pics look so organic and raw that you’d never guess she used even a tiny touch of Photoshop on them.
Lily-Rose Depp Has The Word “Cunning” Written Over Her Face In Some Of Johnny Depp’s NFT Works And Is Being Harassed Online By His Fans
Now that his most recent Trial of the Century is over, Johnny Depp has a bit of free time to relax, reflect and create art before his next trial begins when he’ll face off against Gregg “Rocky” Brooks, a crew member who is accusing Johnny of assault on the set of City of Lies back in 2017. BuzzFeed reports that Johnny’s been hard at work in his studio creating one-of-a-kind masterpieces for his NFT project called Never Fear Truth, which he launched in January. According to his website, the NTFs on offer are digital images of photographs of “People he has known well, and who have inspired him as a person,” that Jonny’s smeared with paint, sharpies and god know what else, to create an image that “is an intimate reflection of their character in Johnny’s eyes; a portrayal of how they have revealed themselves to him.” One of Johnny’s frequent subjects is his daughter Lily-Rose Depp, who, incidentally, is currently being attacked on social media by Depp trolls for not publicly showing support for Johnny during his trial.
While many of us in the United States were preparing to gorge ourselves on burnt hot dogs and dry hamburgers over the long holiday weekend, over in Paris, it was Cream Pie day, and not in a fun way either. While many were visiting the Lourve to take in all of the artistic delights, someone cosplaying as a tourist in a wheelchair decided it was time to shake things up by throwing a dessert in the Mona Lisa‘s face like it was a scene from an episode of Tom and Jerry. But the joke’s on that cake thrower because the Mona Lisa is protected by glass.
On Wednesday morning, a 410-pound pure 24-karat gold cube was dropped in the middle of Central Park. My first thought was, obviously, rich bitch aliens. But it turns out the cube is an art piece by German artiste Niclas Castello. And while the artwork is not for sale, it’s valued at about $11.7 million and came with its own security team that was stationed nearby. So don’t even think about pissing on it. Or writing, “PIGEON LADY WUZ HERE.”
Oh, It’s Just French Actress Corinne Masiero Stripping Out Of A Donkey Costume In Protest At The César Awards
Leave it to the French to douse a COVID-19-related protest with massive amounts of dramatique glamour!
Many headlines about this story say that 57-year-old French actress Corinne Masiero did herself up like Eeyore eating Carrie (no, not in a bestiality kind of way) and got naked at the César Awards to protest the continued closure of movie theaters due to le coronavirus. So when I read that, I nearly slid into an anti-mask Facebook group to let the “Karens” there know that this French Karené is showing them how a tone-deaf protest is really done. But those headlines apparently got it wrong. Corrine’s bloody ass stunt was to call out the French government’s response to helping artists who are out of work because of the pandemic. And she did it while wearing a pair of stunning tampon earrings that’ll make you say, “Who knew that Prince Charles sold jewelry on Etsy!” NSFW WARNING: There are protestin’ nipples and cooch after the cut.