Night Crumbs

October 13, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

Because I can never have enough of Auntie Lindo in my life, I’ve been hoping for a sequel to The Joy Luck Club since the first one came out in 1993. Well, a sequel is finally in the works and the entire main cast of mothers and daughters is in talks to return. Hopefully, the sequel is a hit, and that leads to a spin-off movie where we get the origin story about Joy Luck Club’s hot villain (played by Russell Wong) and the watermelon he tongue fucks in the scene that made many tweens of the 90s instantly hit puberty – Deadline

Melanie Griffith and Jamie Lee Curtis, both members of The Daughters Of Hitchcock Blondes Club, brought a double dose of power suit glamour to Jamie Lee’s hand and footprint ceremony at the TLC Chinese Theater in Hollywood – Lainey Gossip

While Emily Ratajkowski had several words of praise for fucking Joe Rogan of all tricks, she dodged a question about humping on Brad Pitt like her millionaire ex dodged paying rent – Celebitchy

Graham Norton gave his thoughts on cancel culture, and while he should lead the rebranding of that shit to “accountability culture,” he would like to be kept out of that debate, thankyouverymuch – Pajiba

Issa Rae shits on Warner Bros., and Hollywood as a whole, for choosing to die on the abusive trash hill that is Ezra Miller – Uproxx

Meryl Streep’s daughter, Grace Gummer, and Meryl Streep’s son-in-law, Mark Ronson, are expecting Meryl Streep’s newest grandchild – Just Jared

Casa de Cher is up for sale and can be yours for the bargain price of $85 million!!! – WOW Report

Pic: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures

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