Night Crumbs

No, that isn’t a picture of Madonna having more filter fun. It’s a picture that Grimes took after some kind of surgical procedure, which strangely enough wasn’t a lobotomy suggested by her doctor after finding out that she thinks the earth is just 4,000 years old. Grimes said she got plastic surgery and some think she finally got those “elf ears” she talked about getting. In related news, The Edge from U2 announced that he’s just going by David now since Grimes is the ~eDgiEst~ of the ~eDgiEst~ now! – Billboard

As expected, Florence Pugh and Chris Pine skipped out on the NYC premiere of Don’t Worry Darling over “work” reasons (yeah, they were sick of that shit show promo tour working their last nerve). But they both filmed hostage videos, I mean, messages to the audience that played before the movie. And no word yet if Harry Styles spit at the screen when Chris’ face popped up – Lainey Gossip

World-renowned artiste (in his head) Brad Pitt made his art show debut, along with Nick Cave (the musician, not the actual sculptor), in Finland, and his pieces include a little busted-down wooden house that was probably built better than his Make It Right houses – CNN

I see that Margot Robbie has decided to up her style and smartly hired the Shelton and Ratliff Sisters from Big Business to be her stylists – Celebitchy

Here’s the trailer for Hulu’s reboot of Hellraiser starring Jamie Clayton as Pinhead and hot piece Goran Višnjić – Pajiba

Great news for Emily in Paris, the Golden Globes are back! – Deadline

The Great Saturday Night Live Exodus continues and now Chris Redd is out of there. That pretty much just leaves Kenan Thompson and Ashlee Simpson’s embarrassment (which still lingers after all these years). No, there’s still Cecily Strong, Bowen Yang, Heidi Gardner, Michael Che, Ego Nwodim, Chloe Fineman, Colin Jost, and some newbies – SOW

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