Flavor Flav (born name: William Jonathan Drayton, Jr.) is and always has been a notorious mess. Somehow, many still find him an endearing part of pop culture. It might have to do with the fact that despite his buffoonery and transgressions, he can take a licking (from Brigitte Nielsen) and keep on ticking. Even a boulder couldn’t take him out. But, it was a missed Spirit Airlines flight that recently almost got the best of him; luckily, he stopped short of assaulting someone this time and just ended up cursing out the gate agents who wouldn’t open the door back up for him to board the flight, despite them allegedly doing so for others.

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In case you couldn’t tell by the fact that Jay Leno has a Costco-sized garage, he’s really, really, really into cars as much as he’s into working a Canadian tuxedo. And while in his garage yesterday, one of his cars reportedly “erupted into flames without warning,” and the left side of his face was seriously burned. He had to pull out of an event he was hosting and is currently being treated at a burn center. Jay released a statement, saying that he has “serious burns from a gasoline fire,” but he’s okay and just needs “a week or two to get back on my feet.” It’s a good thing for Elon Musk that Jay mentioned that a “gasoline fire” burned him because hearing that a car “erupted into flames without warning” made everyone shoot eyes at Tesla like, “Struck again, bitch?”  – IndieWire

Over the weekend, diabolical peen Jeff Bezos mouth-farted up a totally real promise. He said that he will donate most of his $124 billion (and growing) fortune to charity throughout his lifetime. And Jeff and his moll, Lauren Sanchez, gifted earth angel Dolly Parton with the Courage and Civility Award and $100 million for her to help more people with. But if 58-year-old Jeff really plans to give away most of his billions before he dies, it’s going to be a while since I’m sure he’s had all of his human organs replaced with indestructible robot parts and will live forever – CNET

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Tropical Storm Nicole may have given Tiffany Trump the vapors last week by threatening to trash her wedding to Lebanese-French-American-Nigerian billionaire heir Michael Boulos, but the wedding went off without a hitch and the only trash flying around that day was her own family. According to Us Weekly, Tiffany’s older half-sister, Ivanka Trump, appears to have strategically cut her future sister-in-law, Don Jr.’s fiancee Kimberly Guilfoyle, out of the wedding photos she posted on Instagram. Petty? Sure. Trashy? Undeniably. Wrong? Very. Rude? Absolutely. Hilarious? Well, as one person on Twitter commented— “lol”

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Last week, a couple days after Chris Evans was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, a source told People he was madly in love with 25-year-old Portuguese actress, Alba Baptista. Apparently, these two have been dating for over a year. After the news broke, Chris’ fans flooded Instagram gossip monger DeuxMoi’s inbox with angry messages about the relationship. Now, when I first read this headline, I figured the stans were annoyed cuz Chris is 41 and Alba is 25. And, like, I get that. It’s always a bummer when an actor you admire pulls a DiCaprio. But, actually, that’s not the reason at all. ONTD reports that Chris’ fans are enraged because he kept his year-long relationship with Alba a secret. They see his pretending to be single while promoting his movies as a great betrayal. They feel used.

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Perpetual Hollywood partying Lothario and Pussy Posse President Leonardo DiCaprio celebrated the 23rd anniversary of his 25th birthday on Friday night, and the stars came out en masse to help him celebrate being almost double the age of his preferred lady vintage. But while tons of celebs were in attendance, one notable absence was Leo’s rumored girlfriend of the minute, Gigi Hadid.

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