Night Crumbs

November 14, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

In case you couldn’t tell by the fact that Jay Leno has a Costco-sized garage, he’s really, really, really into cars as much as he’s into working a Canadian tuxedo. And while in his garage yesterday, one of his cars reportedly “erupted into flames without warning,” and the left side of his face was seriously burned. He had to pull out of an event he was hosting and is currently being treated at a burn center. Jay released a statement, saying that he has “serious burns from a gasoline fire,” but he’s okay and just needs “a week or two to get back on my feet.” It’s a good thing for Elon Musk that Jay mentioned that a “gasoline fire” burned him because hearing that a car “erupted into flames without warning” made everyone shoot eyes at Tesla like, “Struck again, bitch?” – IndieWire

Over the weekend, diabolical peen Jeff Bezos mouth-farted up a totally real promise. He said that he will donate most of his $124 billion (and growing) fortune to charity throughout his lifetime. And Jeff and his moll, Lauren Sanchez, gifted earth angel Dolly Parton with the Courage and Civility Award and $100 million for her to help more people with. But if 58-year-old Jeff really plans to give away most of his billions before he dies, it’s going to be a while since I’m sure he’s had all of his human organs replaced with indestructible robot parts and will live forever – CNET

If you liked Taylor Swift’s MTV EMAs red carpet look, then immediately run down to the nearest eye doctor, show them a pic of Tay Tay’s ensemble while telling them that you like it, and they’ll immediately treat you as an emergency case! But if you also want to recreate Taylor’s look, you can, using an old bathing suit from JCPenney, chicken wire, and rhinestone rings from Charming Charlie – Lainey Gossip

Today in Opposite of Shocking, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever made ALL the money at this past weekend’s box office! – Pajiba

While Alec Baldwin denies pointing the gun at anyone on the set of Rust, he continues to point the finger at everyone else and has filed a lawsuit against Rust‘s armorer Hannah Gutierrez Reed, first assistant director David Hall, and other crew members for their negligence which led to the death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins. Alec, who was also a producer on the movie, says in his lawsuit that the fatal accident cost him jobs. Oh, yes, that’s the real tragedy here. And if Alec is trying to surpass Stephen Baldwin as The Worst Baldwin, he may have done it, and that’s saying a lot – Deadline

Disney’s planned spin-off of Pirates of the Caribbean starring Margot Robbie is not happening. Margot says that Disney doesn’t seem to be into it anymore. So if Mickey Mouse isn’t doing a movie about a pirate queen, after all, that means it’s time for a highly-anticipated (by me and me only) sequel to Cutthroat Island! – The AV Club

Taylor Lautner is now married to Taylor Lautner (née Dome) – Just Jared

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