Lindsay Lohan covers this month’s Allure, and in the interview, she talked about her pregnancy, her marriage to financier Bader Shammas, and living in Dubai. 36-year-old Lilo says she loves Dubai cuz it’s “the same thing every day,” and she craves structure. In the article, Allure’s Brennan Kilbane writes that Dubai is a wonderful place to live for someone “internationally famous” and “lavishly financed” like Lindsay. Mainly because the paparazzi is illegal there. But Brennan also points out that, for “many other demographic groups,” it can be “much less wonderful.” Translation: they don’t love basic human rights over there (DON’T TELL LINDSAY).
Last night was the third and final part of the Vanderpump Rules reunion. This was the big one. Last month, an executive producer told Variety that particular reunion “revelations” might affect which cast members want to sign on for next season. Fans speculated that Raquel Leviss would drop a major bomb during her one-on-one interview. The leading theories were: she’s pregnant with Tom Sandoval’s baby, production was aware of Scandoval the whole time (obviously, that would upset Ariana Madix), or the affair began way earlier (when Raquel was still engaged to James Kennedy). In the end, Raquel’s bomb was more like a super old grenade from World War I; yes, it was fascinating, but it didn’t blow up shit.
The citizens of New York deserve a much-needed interruption from choking on orange, polluted air. And for those bold enough to venture out, they’re in luck for a culinary flavor explosion in their mouth holes. Because this weekend, for forty-eight hours only, Pizza Hut is releasing a pickle pizza that sounds like something Shaggy, Scooby, and the rest of the stoners of the world would rejoice in consuming. But unfortunately, it will only be served at one particular NYC Pizza Hut location, and they have a very specific reason why they’re not releasing the pie outside of the Empire State.
Troy And Catherine Aikman Got Divorced, As Only Evidenced By Kissy Vacation Pics His New Girlfriend Posted
Back in the 1990s, when the Dallas Cowboys were considered deities to many, quarterback Troy Aikman was hailed as one of the most impressive of the bunch–by Sandra Bullock and people who were into football. I was always more fascinated by his facial skin, sclera, and lips, which were curiously the same hue. But he’s still pretty public-facing today as an ESPN Monday Night Football commentator, so it was a little unexpected that he and his now ex-wife, Catherine “Capa” Aikman, never announced that they divorced a while back. And now, everyone’s just finding out about it only because Troy’s new, much younger girlfriend, Haley Clark, posted pics of the two kissin’ and caressin’ on vacation.
Justin Bieber has the unfortunate distinction of having a dusty dingleberry for a father, and that guy’s name is Jeremy Bieber. In recent years he’s re-emerged into Justin’s life with arms open wide, but not for hugs. Mainly that’s his way of saying, “I need THIS much cash to fuel my next few nights of partying.” What a fun guy! Or, a fungi. Meaning he’s a spore-filled lump of a person who doesn’t know what to say out of his mouth. Jeremy has fathered four kids with multiple women, so during Pride month; he wanted to remind everyone that if you celebrate the gays, you also need to celebrate the guys and gals who created them. And nobody was here for his comments, especially Justin.
Kate Gosselin Showed Up At Hannah And Collin Gosselin’s High School Graduation, But “Coldly Snubbed” Collin
The Gosselins may not be as insidious as that other TLC family with more kids than sense. Still, Jon and Kate’s “fighting at the dentist” messy 14-year divorce and subsequent handling of matters involving their eight kids has been a never-ending dumbwaiter of despicability. Kate ended up with custody of their twins (Mady and Cara, 22) and four of their 19-year-old sextuplets (Alexis, Leah, Aaden, and Joel); Jon ended up with the two remaining sextuplets (Hannah and Collin), and opposing teams seemed to form. And in a recent Bond villain-level move, Kate allegedly showed up at Hannah and Collin’s high school graduation a few days ago, didn’t even clap when they were handed their diplomas, and then totally shunned Collin while fawning over and taking pictures with Hannah, with whom she’s said to have reconciled.