Category: Father Of The Year

Jennifer Lopez Honored Ben Affleck On Father’s Day By Posting A Shirtless Pic Of Him

June 20, 2023 / Posted by:

The header photo of Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck was taken at the premiere of The Flash a couple of days before Father’s Day, and that knowing smirk on Ben’s face must’ve been because he had a hunch that a few days later, his publicly perma-doting wife would post a Father’s Day tribute on Instagram that included a shirtless pic of “papa’s” tatts, admittedly decent abs, and pointy shirt raisins for all the world to behold. The rest of the carousel contained several JLo-centric images, of course.

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Justin Bieber Was Not Pleased With His Father Jeremy’s Tone Deaf Post About Pride Month

June 8, 2023 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber has the unfortunate distinction of having a dusty dingleberry for a father, and that guy’s name is Jeremy Bieber. In recent years he’s re-emerged into Justin’s life with arms open wide, but not for hugs. Mainly that’s his way of saying, “I need THIS much cash to fuel my next few nights of partying.” What a fun guy! Or, a fungi. Meaning he’s a spore-filled lump of a person who doesn’t know what to say out of his mouth. Jeremy has fathered four kids with multiple women, so during Pride month; he wanted to remind everyone that if you celebrate the gays, you also need to celebrate the guys and gals who created them. And nobody was here for his comments, especially Justin.

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Open Post: Hosted By Ed Begley Jr. And His Daughter Taking Public Transportation To The Oscars

March 15, 2023 / Posted by:

If I had to catch public transportation in my formal suit to the Oscars, I think I would just stay home. Not Ed Begley Jr., though. He’s a beloved actor and a longtime member of The Academy.  Another thing that’s dear to Ed is his environmental activism, which is why he chose to take Los Angeles public transportation to the ceremony with his daughter Hayden Carson Begley, who filmed the entire trek in a video that’s equal parts “Awww” with a little “Awww HELL no!” mixed in for good measure.

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Kevin Federline And Jamie Spears Are Teaming Up To Write A Book About Fatherhood

December 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Now that Jamie Spears isn’t able to skim off the top of Britney Spears’ fortune anymore and Kevin Federline is exactly one Popozão away from his and Britney’s sons aging out of their child support, it was time for Jamie and Kevin to frantically secure that bag by any means necessary. And since two dickheads are better than one, they’ve teamed up to “write” a book on fatherhood because Al Bundy and Jack Torrance must be busy.

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Daddy Spears, Who Has Reportedly Been Dodging A Deposition, Wants Britney Spears To Sit Down For A Deposition

June 19, 2022 / Posted by:

On this Father’s Day, there are a few things that are certain, like many of your Facebook friends posting retro thirst traps of their dads looking retro DILF-ey in the 70s and 80s. It’s also certain that Britney Spears didn’t sweetly grace her father’s ears with the words Happy Father’s Day. Well, unless she substituted “Happy” for “eat,” “Father’s” for “shit,” and “Day” for “asshole.” Because as we know, Brit Brit is estranged from most of her immediate family over their role in her 13-year conservatorship, and at the top of that familial shit list is her father Jamie Spears who she’s currently involved in a legal tussle with. Britney’s lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, claimed last month that Daddy Spears was “running and hiding” from his deposition where he’d have to answer to the claims that he pulled some shady shit while running his daughter’s conservatorship. And now Daddy Spears has become Bratty Spears, because he’s basically said to his daughter, “You go first.” Daddy Spears’ lawyers will schedule a date for his depo as soon as Britney Spears agrees to be deposed too.

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