Category: TLC

Kate Gosselin Showed Up At Hannah And Collin Gosselin’s High School Graduation, But “Coldly Snubbed” Collin

June 8, 2023 / Posted by:

The Gosselins may not be as insidious as that other TLC family with more kids than sense. Still, Jon and Kate’sfighting at the dentist” messy 14-year divorce and subsequent handling of matters involving their eight kids has been a never-ending dumbwaiter of despicability. Kate ended up with custody of their twins (Mady and Cara, 22) and four of their 19-year-old sextuplets (Alexis, Leah, Aaden, and Joel); Jon ended up with the two remaining sextuplets (Hannah and Collin), and opposing teams seemed to form. And in a recent Bond villain-level move, Kate allegedly showed up at Hannah and Collin’s high school graduation a few days ago, didn’t even clap when they were handed their diplomas, and then totally shunned Collin while fawning over and taking pictures with Hannah, with whom she’s said to have reconciled. 

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Mama June Says She’s “Pinching Pennies” After Blowing Through $1 Million On Drugs

May 11, 2023 / Posted by:

When we last left Mama June Shannon last year, she had just married her boyfriend of a year Justin Stroud. Before that, she was in a messy, messy relationship with Gene Doak that involved a DUI crash, drug-induced fights, and June getting busted for drug possession in Alabama. Mama June is sober now, and while promoting her new series Mama June: Family Crisis, she tells The Daily Mail that she really, really regrets blowing through $1 million in drugs. But Mama June is on a budget now, so she’s probably strictly using generic brand ketchup and butter for her world-famous sketti sauce.

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FINALLY, Some Good News: Josh Duggar Found Guilty On Both Counts In His Child Pornography Trial

December 9, 2021 / Posted by:

The Duggars who still stand by the rotten pedophile potato from HELL that is Josh Duggar are probably looking up at the sky today with a confused face because all their praying to God to free him must have been lost in translation. KARK reports that a federal jury in Fayetteville, Arkansas found 33-year-old Josh Duggar guilty of downloading and possession of materials of children being sexually abused. Each count brings a maximum of 20 years in prison, which means this throbbing zit on Satan’s ass could be locked up for 40 years. Can’t wait for the awkward silences and thrown side-eyes when wannabe Arkansas senator Jim Bob Duggar starts burping up shit about “family values” during his campaign.

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TLC Has Cancelled “Counting On”

June 30, 2021 / Posted by:

There was probably a time that whenever a Duggar popped out a kid, TLC heard a little cash register “cha-ching” sound. Because Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar’s faith-based refusal to wrap it up was big business for TLC for a very long time, starting with 17 Kids and Counting, then 18 Kids and Counting, 19 Kids and Counting, and finally, the spin-off centered on their rapidly reproducing spawn, Counting On. But then TLC went from counting kids to counting how many awful allegations were being made against Josh Duggar and that kind of killed the whole vibe of the show. And since the only thing Josh should be counting on at the moment is how many years he might get behind bars, TLC has decided to cancel the show.

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Open Post: Hosted By A Giant Toe From, You Guessed It, A TLC Show

February 8, 2020 / Posted by:

Unless you’ve been living under a giant toe, you’re probably aware of TLC‘s new show My Feet Are Killing Me, which chronicles the lives of people with feet issues. I’m not sure if it’s Quentin Tarantino’s porn or nightmare. Well, hang on to your lunches because the latest episode is about a man born with a big toe SO BIG that he had to have the toe next to it removed. Television writers and producers in Hollywood can stop planning their Emmy campaigns right now because it smells like these feet are going to sweep every category in 2020!

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Chilli Of TLC Doesn’t Have Time For Twitter Users Who Think They Look Like Her

September 7, 2019 / Posted by:

The old saying “imitation is the sincerest form of flattery” is not something TLC member Rozanda “Chilli‘ Thomas believes in, because she’s quick to slap a trick down like Dikembe Mutumbo in those “Not in my house!” commercials. And Chilli proved that very recently when a follower on Twitter tried to tell the world that she often gets compared to Chilli in the looks department. Well, Chilli immediately took one look at her photo and within moments crushed her hopes and dreams with a resounding, “No the fuck you don’t!”

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