Troy And Catherine Aikman Got Divorced, As Only Evidenced By Kissy Vacation Pics His New Girlfriend Posted
Back in the 1990s, when the Dallas Cowboys were considered deities to many, quarterback Troy Aikman was hailed as one of the most impressive of the bunch–by Sandra Bullock and people who were into football. I was always more fascinated by his facial skin, sclera, and lips, which were curiously the same hue. But he’s still pretty public-facing today as an ESPN Monday Night Football commentator, so it was a little unexpected that he and his now ex-wife, Catherine “Capa” Aikman, never announced that they divorced a while back. And now, everyone’s just finding out about it only because Troy’s new, much younger girlfriend, Haley Clark, posted pics of the two kissin’ and caressin’ on vacation.
I’m very thankful to Michael for a lot of things. Giving me a job, not firing me when I asked what Phoebe Price’s actual job was, etc. But I’m most recently thankful that when he wrote about Thomas Gibson’s suspension from Criminal Minds for kicking a producer, he ended it with that legendary hot tub video. I had totally forgotten about the time Thomas Gibson was catfished on Twitter three years ago. I knew he was married at the time, but I wasn’t sure if he still was, because recording a video that belongs in the Cringeworthy Hall of Fame would have lead to a divorce, right? Well, a quick internet search a few weeks ago showed that Thomas Gibson was still with his wife of 23 years, Christine Gibson. As it turns out, my divorce intuition was sort-of right.