Last December, Jon Gosselin won sole custody of his son Collin because Kate Gosselin didn’t show up to court and not much has been said since then. Well, a 10 year gag order has expired, and Jon is letting it all out, accusing Kate of harsher abuse than what we witnessed on their reality show. Jon alleges that Kate sent Collin, now 15 years old, away to a special needs school in Philadelphia (even though he only suffers from ADHD), that she never told him where Collin was, and that Collin was basically caged for 3 years. Jon went all the way off on the original “I need to speak to the manager!!!” poster mess, and it gets dark, even for the Gosselins.
The judge, bailiff, and stenographer of the courtroom that handled Jon and Kate Gosselin’s custody case probably showed up in large plastic ponchos and a clear mask over their faces, because they were ready for the blood, guts, and flesh to fly after Kate unlocked her jaw and went after Jon for daring to fuck with her. But the court was spared from the slaughter since Kate and her lawyer didn’t bother to show up, which may have resulted in something that hasn’t happened to Jon in a while: he won at something.
Things are currently very nasty, as usual, between Jon and Kate Gosselin. They’re battling for custody over one of their eight kids, 14-year-old Collin Gosselin, and according to UsWeekly, they’re moving their fight into a courtroom.
Jon Gosselin and Kate Gosselin have been out of the tabloids for a while ever since they had a throwdown at a dentist’s office and subsequent stories revealed that the former couple had been fighting over their daughter Hannah for a while. Jon is back, and this time he is filing for custody of a different child, Collin Gosselin.
The cops were called on Jon and Kate Gosselin (Kate is pictured above with the president, because why the hell not) TWICE this month. And, unfortunately, it wasn’t just for expected shit, like Jon breaking into a storage facility looking for the remaining global supply of Ed Hardy t-shirts.
If you want to embarrass your children, drop them off at school wearing a muumuu and a mud mask. If you want to scar your children for life, pick them up from school wearing a full Freddy Krueger costume and carry a boombox blasting The Circle Of Life at full volume. No matter your ultimate goals for your child, what you should never do is have the cops break up an argument over the never-ending custody problems between you and your ex in the middle of the dentist’s office.
Sadly, as we all know, Jon and Kate Gosselin have already spoiled any chance they have of winning the title of Parent of the Year, so I guess they figured they had nothing to lose.