Amber Heard Is Now Counter-Suing Johnny Depp For $100 Million

/ September 2, 2020

Just yesterday, we learned that Johnny Depp asked to further delay his messy ongoing legal situation with his ex-wife Amber Heard, because he wanted to film Fantastic Beasts 3. As it turns out, Johnny’s legal situation will continue to be dragged out further, because Amber is now counter-suing him for allegedly launching a “smear campaign” against her. Johnny always appears to be covered in a thin layer of grease at all times, so in the most literal sense, Johnny could be guilty of a smear campaign every time he leaned against a wall or wiped his face with a hanky. But that’s not the kind of smears we’re talking about here.

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Andy Cohen “Pissed Off” Anderson Cooper By Posting This Shirtless Picture Of Him

/ September 2, 2020

Andy Cohen decided to “piss off” his bestie Anderson Cooper. No, he didn’t crank call him while Anderson was in the middle of an interview with, like, Christiane Amanpour live from the streets of the Belarus protests. He posted a shirtless picture of Anderson to his Instagram. I never! How dare he! As the world is fully aware and has never suggested otherwise. Nothing upsets a hot-bodied dude more than a thirst trap!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

/ September 2, 2020

Ander Christensen!

The Activist Hall of Fame needs to make room for Ander Christensen who is truly using his voice to bring awareness to an extremely important issue that definitely needs to be pushed to the forefront because it’s not like we’re in the disgusting middle of a pandemic and millions are fighting for Black Lives Matter. Weird Al’s Midwestern activist nephew turned a city council meeting in Lincoln, Nebraska into a real-life episode of Parks and Recreation when he used his time at the mic to call for the ban of the term “boneless chicken wings.” “FINALLY, somebody said it,” said everyone, while the rest of us asked, “But did IT really need to be said?

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Birthday Sluts

/ September 2, 2020
Keanu Reeves (56)
Madilyn Bailey (28)
Lala Kent (30)
Zedd (31)
iO Tillett Wright (35)
Aimee Osbourne (37)
Shauna Sand (49)
Katt Williams (49)
Cedric “K-Ci” Hailey (51)
Camille Grammer (52)
Jonathan Goldstein (52)
Cynthia Watros (52)

Pic: Adam Magazine

Tamra Barney (53)
Salma Hayek (54)
Tuc Watkins (54)
Lennox Lewis (55)
Linda Purl (65)
Mark Harmon (69)
Harvey Levin (70)
Terry Bradshaw (72)
Robert Shapiro (78)
Mary Jo Catlett (81)
Billy Preston (1946-2006)
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Afternoon Crumbs

/ September 1, 2020

Brad Pitt took his married model piece, Nicole Poturalski, to France to stay at his and Angelina Jolie’s wine vineyard Chateau Miraval, and she was apparently supposed to stay all weekend, but German tabloid Bild says that she left on Friday, just three days after arriving. So Brad either kicked her ass out after the world found out that she’s married since he has a reputation to uphold as a pure protector of the sanctity of marriage. Or St. Angie appeared in a cloud of black smoke and banished that trick from her property. Or Nicole busted out of there when Brad started talking about art again – Lainey Gossip 

So you’re telling me that dumbass Kylie Jenner left America and we didn’t immediately lock the door, turn off all the lights, and stay really quiet when she rang the bell to get back in? What a missed opportunity – Celebitchy

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Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here: Kylie Jenner Tops Forbes’ Celebrity 100 List For 2020.

/ September 1, 2020

This is our fault. We did this to ourselves. At some point we’re going to have to take responsibility for ourselves as a country and accept the premise that it is, in fact, a shit hole ruled by oligarchs, grifters, charlatans, and DJs with Marshmello heads, and hopefully, commit to making the changes necessary to rectify that. Otherwise, all is lost. Even if Forbes’ Celebrity 100: The World’s Highest Paid Celebrities list is a dubious distinction, we have to admit that even if their formula is about as scientifically sound as the teachings of Dianetics, it does say a lot about what we value as a culture. And right now it’s saying we value Kylie Jenner the most. She earned $560 million. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but 2020 will do strange things to a person—Taylor Swift was ROBBED! Last year’s #1 dropped to #25 ($63.5M) and Kanye West scooted into Kylie’s former #2 slot with $170M.

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