I hope you appreciated the flicker of light that was the return of Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. The pop-star contract couple lovers tested a re-up of their contract reunited last month after breaking up in November 2021 after two-ish years of publicly making out everywhere they were legally allowed–including television. But it seems that their reunion did not garner the media attention they desired–I MEAN–it didn’t relight that spark of true love between them because Shawn and Camila are reportedly calling it quits once again.

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Earlier this week, Eva Mendes took to Instagram to let everyone in on a surprising beauty secret, which is that she shaves her face every other day! According to her, she’s so hairy that she considers herself a “beast,” which, to be honest, I never thought I’d have the mental image of Eva wearing a 5 o’clock shadow, but here we are, and it’s all thanks to a little sponcon.

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Well, this is something I didn’t want to read or type about today or ever. Since 2015, cancer has been fucking with Shannen Doherty, and after going into remission in 2017, it returned in 2020 as stage 4. Shannen recently gave an update on her health, and it’s a heartbreaking one. Shannen says that earlier this year, doctors discovered that her breast cancer spread to her brain, and she underwent radiation treatment. Shannen wrote, “But that fear…. The turmoil….. the timing of it all…. This is what cancer can look like.” On top of that, Shannen is also in the middle of a divorce. Hopefully, Shannen finally destroys cancer like she destroyed EVERYONE on Beverly Hills, 90210, the demons on Charmed, and eyeballs in Heathers with her potent glamour. And after she does that, I hope Shannen goes on to star in many more T.V. shows and movies so that I can have even more Shannen Doherty references to use over and over and over and over again!  – HuffPo

Jay Johnston, who voiced Jimmy Pesto on Bob’s Burger and was also in Mr. Show, has been nabbed by the feds for storming the Capitol on January 6th, which is such a Jimmy Pesto thing to do – SOW

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Last week, word broke that Natalie Portman’s husband of 11 years, Benjamin Millepied is a two-timing cheater- oh wait- we already knew that since he reportedly cheated on his ex Isabella Boylston with Natalie. Now it’s just been reaffirmed. But Natalie’s hoping to sweep the mess under the rug since, sources say, she believes the French choreographer’s affair was “a brief and stupid liaison,” which is just a civil way of saying he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants.

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Salma Hayek has objectively been a Hollywood babe for almost 30 years now and is also a bona fide billionaire-by-injection, so given her sex symbol status and mountains of cash, it would be easy for her to decide to be swimming in hair dye or wigs and good plastic surgery in perpetuity. However, 56-year-old Salma took to social media with a close-up of her face that showcased her silvering strands and a few wrinkles (both of which no one would have ever noticed if her altruistic, magnificent chi-chis were also in the photo).

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