Beverly D’Angelo was married to Italian duke Lorenzo Salviati from 1981 to 1995. She says that throughout their marriage, they were both allowed to freely pass their fuck parts to others. According to Beverly, most of her side pieces loved that she was married because it meant no commitment. But then she started humping on Al Pacino and Al thought it was “crazy” that she was in an open marriage. And when Beverly told her then-husband, Duke Lorenzo, that she had fallen in love with Al Pacino, he didn’t bust into a rage (like Al Pacino on the poster in the above pic) and immediately leak the ESCANDALO story to the tabloids. No, Duke Lorenzo was happy for her and said, “Al Pacino, he’s fantastic. I love him! We divorce!” So that’s what they did. Beverly and Al were together for a few years before quitting each other in 2003. Never mind that I plan to use the line “Al Pacino, he’s fantastic. We divorce!” for everything, it seems like Duke Lorenzo bowed out of his marriage to Beverly way too quickly. The Duke didn’t even pretend to put up a fight! Maybe Duke Lorenzo had just seen Beverly’s newest movie, Lightning Jack, called one of 1994’s worst, and that was the real reason why he was so quick and happy to make an exit – Lainey Gossip

The Wicked movie just got 1000% more watchable because Michelle Yeoh will sing as Madame Morrible and Jeff Goldblum will sing as The Wizard – The Hollywood Reporter

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Back in March, the world was introduced to the wild saga of Elisabeth Finch, a writer on Grey’s Anatomy and former writer on True Blood. The Ankler accused 44-year-old Elisabeth (blue hairnet lady in the header pic) of lying about battling a rare type of bone cancer, her brother committing suicide, a kidney loss, and having an abortion during chemotherapy. Elisabeth didn’t just weave her web of lies to friends; she wrote about them in personal essays for Elle, The Hollywood Reporter, and Shonda Rhimes’ website, Shondaland. Some of her tales actually made it into Grey’s Anatomy storylines. After The Ankler’s report, Grey’s put Elisabeth on administrative leave and ABC’s parent company, Disney, announced that they planned to investigate. She resigned before they could and checked herself into an in-patient treatment center in Arizona. Now, nine months later, Elisabeth has finally fessed up to all her bullshit in an interview with The Ankler. Spoiler alert: she did it for the attention.

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What? You didn’t have your alarm clock set for H8:AM GMT so you could live-tweet the Netflix debut of Volume I (the first three episodes) of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle‘s much-discussed six-part docuseries, Harry & Meghan, alongside Piers Fucking Morgan? No? Did you have something better to do? Well I did. Had something better to do, that is. But right after the elective, “all-natural” root canal appointment I booked with a “primitive dentist” I found on Craigslist, I fell/purposely walked into an open sewer and was, most, unfortunately, unable to participate. But I couldn’t miss out on hearing all the juicy details contained within Meghan and Harry’s “first-hand account” of “their story,” even if I wanted to. And I did. Want to miss out, that is. Alas, knowing more about the lady from Suits and that prince she married than I do about my own family is now “my story” to tell. And rest assured, it will be, to borrow a critique from Piers, a “nauseatingly self-serving narcissistic rehashed whine-a-thon.” I guarantee it. 

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Many people think that Botox injections can only work at tightening up your face, but did you know it apparently also does wonders for tightening up that booty? Yeah, that was a weird sentence to type yet, unfortunately, it’s an accurate alternative for hemorrhoid treatment in some cases. And now that you know this, you can thank Nick Norcia, a man who took everyone on a journey down the rabbit hole with a tale of his hemorrhoid challenges and being offered Botox injections directly where the sun doesn’t shine.

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Many The Office diehards have fantasized about Kelly and Ryan’s running away together in the series finale leaking over into real life. But even though “RYAN started the FIYAH!” in her pants on and off for a bit over the years, Mindy Kaling recently appeared on The Drew Barrymore Show and explained why she and her former The Office co-star, B.J. Novak, are never getting back together.

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