Category: Just Friends
Mindy Kaling Talked About Why She And B.J. Novak Won’t Ever Date Each Other Again
Many The Office diehards have fantasized about Kelly and Ryan’s running away together in the series finale leaking over into real life. But even though “RYAN started the FIYAH!” in her pants on and off for a bit over the years, Mindy Kaling recently appeared on The Drew Barrymore Show and explained why she and her former The Office co-star, B.J. Novak, are never getting back together.
Paris Jackson Says She’s Just Friends With Old Man Emile Hirsch
The good news is that you’re not old until 22-year-old Paris Jackson says you’re old. But the bad news is that according to Paris, anyone over 35 is ancient. Back to the good news, Paris enjoys the company of people all ages. But I’ve got more bad news. Some of those people she enjoys are the embodiment of are bad news, specifically the practically geriatric 35-year-old lady-choker Emile Hirsch. But in better news, despite Emile posting a picture of the two of them together with the caption “hiding out with you” on Instagram, Paris insists they’re just friends. However, in the worst of newses, what Paris actually said was “he’s actually one of the youngest homies of mine,” the phrasing and content of which has made this old crone right here break out in shingles and my last original tooth is now hanging by a thread.
FYI, Jennifer Garner And Bradley Cooper Are Just Friends
Last week Jennifer Garner and Bradley Cooper were papped “looking flirty” (translation: smiling) on the beach in Malibu. The two were third-wheeled by Bradley’s cock-blocking, sand-throwing 3-year-old daughter, Lea De Seine Shayk-Cooper. After the pics leaked, TMZ reported that Jennifer was single, having recently broken up with her boyfriend of two years, Hamburger Robot Man John Miller (I refuse to give further context on that job title). And Bradley’s single, sooo…?
No, it wasn’t the Brad-Jen hookup that people were praying for at the start of 2020, but close enough, right? Alas, a mystery source burst everyone’s bubble when they shared that this Brad(ley)-Jen beach date was totally platonic. Apparently these two are just old friends and have been since their Alias days. Continue reading
It’s Semi Official: Brad Pitt And Jennifer Aniston Are Just Friends
Bradiffer shippers, STAND DOWN. A source has spoken to People Magazine assuring us, the JCooch and BPeen watching public, that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are just friends who “want nothing but happiness for each other.” What you saw at the SAG Awards was nothing more than two friends supporting one another. This will absolutely be the last time a source speaks to People Magazine about their relationship. I repeat, Brad and Jennifer are not back together, and that’s that on that. Case closed. No further speculation will be entertained at this time. Free and confidential support is available for those suffering from feelings of “Ah, but they’re so good together” at 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
Brad Pitt Went To Jennifer Aniston’s Christmas Party, And You Know What that Means
Brad Pitt attended Jennifer Aniston‘s annual tree trimming party on Saturday, and that obviously means two things: they are back together and she’s pregnant with his baby. Brad Pitt also recently showed up at Jennifer’s 50th birthday celebration, which means this is technically their second date, so a ring is probably already picked out and they are working on a baby name.
Brad’s also been coy about his dating life only saying that none of the dating rumors about him are true and Jennifer doesn’t seem to be with anyone at the moment, so this is the perfect time for them to take early-2000s-appreciation trip to pound town!
Miley Cyrus Was Spotted Making Out With Her Longtime Friend Cody Simpson
I guess Miley Cyrus got tired of ramming her tongue down her dog’s throat because she’s back out #inthesestreets ramming her tongue down the throat of a real boy. Does her boy of choice reek of friend group incest? Of course. Of course it does. TMZ reports that Miley was recently performing the act of getting “caught” making out in public with The Australian Justin Bieber, aka Cody Simpson, Gigi Hadid’s pop singer ex-boyfriend. Cody and Miley have apparently been friends for many years, and were even rumored to be dating back in 2014. But at the time, Cody insisted they were “just mates”. Kaitlynn Carter has to laugh.