Open Post: Hosted By The Man Who Botoxed His Butthole
Many people think that Botox injections can only work at tightening up your face, but did you know it apparently also does wonders for tightening up that booty? Yeah, that was a weird sentence to type yet, unfortunately, it’s an accurate alternative for hemorrhoid treatment in some cases. And now that you know this, you can thank Nick Norcia, a man who took everyone on a journey down the rabbit hole with a tale of his hemorrhoid challenges and being offered Botox injections directly where the sun doesn’t shine.
Queerty reports Nick took to TikTok for a little Sphincter Storytime and told the tale of the poison destined to make his apple bottom heal from the curse of hemorrhoids.
[Nick’s] male doctor referred him to see a female expert. After a month of treatment, she said his hemorrhoids had all but cleared up. They were no longer painful. However, there is still something “visually there but basically all gone.”
Healed hemorrhoids can sometimes leave skin tags or loose skin in their wake. We’re guessing that’s the situation we’re talking about here.
Norcia explained that, as a gay man, he is not overjoyed about the physical leftovers of the hemorrhoid. He explained that they would try another month of treatment, but if that didn’t work, the doctor said they could try Botox.
“You heard me right. Botox on my booty hole,” expressed a shocked Norcia.
It might sound strange, but this isn’t an uncommon treatment. Another medical professional named Doctor Carlton revealed on TikTok that Botox is definitely a viable option for issues involving the Entranceway to Ecstasy. And his breakdown came after followers asked him about a questionable scene from Uncoupled starring Neil Patrick Harris.
“[Botox] is used clinically for the healing of anal fissures because if the anus is super tight…you can inject with Botox, paralyze them temporarily and allow them to relax just enough so that things open up and allow healing without leakage.”
Cue up the Kardashians Googling “Botox for buttholes” because this is the kinda shit that’s right up their alley (all puns intended). Check out Nick’s TMI miniseries Booty and the Botox below.
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Pic: TikTok