A SpaceX Flight Attendant Was Paid $250,000 After Elon Musk Allegedly Exposed Himself And Asked Her For Sex

May 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Well well well, if it isn’t the earth-shaking “thud” from the sound of the World’s Largest Other Shoe dropping. Last month, Elon Musk purchased 9% of Twitter shares, making him the largest shareholder of the company, but a plan to join Twitter’s board of directors was put on hold after it was reported that Elon allegedly didn’t want to submit to a background check. That’s when Elon decided to play by his own rules and just straight-up buy the whole company (sale currently pending). But why ever would Elon want to dodge a routine background check? Hmmm. Could it be because Elon’s background allegedly includes an incident where SpaceX had to pay off a female flight attendant after Elon exposed himself to her and pressured her to have sex with him after giving him a massage? To be fair, you can’t technically spell “SpaceX” without the letters from “workplace sexual harassment allegations.”

Business Insider has all the creepy details of a $250,000 settlement that was paid out in 2018 to settle a sexual misconduct claim with a flight attendant from SpaceX’s corporate jet fleet. BI reports that the anonymous flight attendant (whose allegations have been co-signed by a friend in a legal declaration) claims that in 2016, Elon sexually assaulted her.

She accused Musk of exposing his erect penis to her, rubbing her leg without consent, and offering to buy her a horse in exchange for an erotic massage, according to interviews and documents obtained by Insider.

Speaking on that massage. Now, I don’t know exactly what kind of accreditation a person needs to become a flight attendant, but I’m pretty sure a masseuse license is not one such thing a person is required to get before stepping into the cabin. And yet…

The attendant confided to the friend that after taking the flight attendant job, she was encouraged to get licensed as a masseuse so that she could give Musk massages. It was during one such massage in a private cabin on Musk’s Gulfstream G650ER, she told the friend, that Musk propositioned her.

The flight attendant claims that Elon removed a sheet that was covering his allegedly naked body, and that’s when he allegedly started touching her leg with his erect penis hanging out, and allegedly trying to sweeten the deal with the gift of a horse. She allegedly told a friend what had happened, and noted that work started to dry up for her on the SpaceX jet. According to BI, she believes she was being punished for turning him down.

Also this week, Elon boasted that he’s voting Republican in the next election because Democrats are known to resort to dirty smear campaigns. And what do you know, Elon responded to the allegations against him by claiming it’s all a politically-motivated smear campaign.

Elon also released a statement to Business Insider, and he’s playing the same “I’m being framed by the left-wing mafia!” card as he was on Twitter:

After Insider contacted Musk for comment, he emailed to ask for more time to respond and said there is “a lot more to this story.”

“If I were inclined to engage in sexual harassment, this is unlikely to be the first time in my entire 30-year career that it comes to light,” he wrote, calling the story a “politically motivated hit piece.”

A rep for SpaceX told BI that they don’t comment on settlements, and as such, had no comment on this story. But Elon still has more to say! Which I’m sure is great news for all the Tesla shareholders who keep watching their stock nosedive into the toilet. Not only is he cracking jokes about the sexual harassment allegations made against him, but he’s also daring his accuser to prove what happened by describing his junk in detail.

Any woman who is sexually harassed by that human-sized naked mole-rat deserves way more than a $250,000 settlement, no question. But $250,000 seems like reasonable compensation for the rest of us. I think $250,000 will buy all of us enough eye-safe bleach to forget when Elon Musk hopped on Twitter and made everyone picture what his dick looks like.

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