Category: Pure Comedy
Elon Musk Made An Appearance At A Dave Chappelle Show In San Francisco And Got Booed For Ten Minutes Straight
We know from the progeny he made with Grimes that Elon Musk is super into aliens which might help to explain why he’s spent the past year or so attempting to alienate everybody in his orbit, starting with his own family and then moving on to alienate his investors, then his own employees and customers, and last night, Elon successfully alienated an entire stadium full of Dave Chapelle fans when he joined Dave on stage to deliver the most cacophonous tight-ten I have ever witnessed. According to Forbes, Elon joined Dave on stage during a set at the Chase Center in San Francisco and was greeted with nearly ten minutes of continuous, heartfelt booing from the audience. It would seem, much to his shock and horror, that Elon learned the hard way that, while you can buy friends, you can’t buy your friend’s fans and also that alienating someone doesn’t mean they turn into the cool little outer-space dude he’s been doodling in his notebook since he was eight; it means they hate your ass. Now worse than ever.
FYI: Julia Fox Doesn’t Care About Getting Attention, Okay?!
Because your eye-rolling muscles haven’t been through enough already, welcome to another episode of What Does The (Julia) Fox Say? And yes like past episodes, Kanye West’s latest living Fashion Plates release, actress Julia Fox, dribbles out another stream of foolery that will make you think that these two really belong together. 31-year-old Julia says on the latest episode of her podcast Forbidden Fruits (via TMZ) that while she used to be a spotlight fucker in her younger days, she doesn’t give one shit about getting attention now. She thinks it’s funny that people say she’s only dating 44-year-old Kanye for the “clout” and “money,” because she’s dated billionaires her entire adult life. So basically Julia kind of quoted her totally real boyfriend by saying, “Now, I ain’t saying I’m a gold digger, but I ain’t messin’ with no broke ass.”