Elon Musk Made An Appearance At A Dave Chappelle Show In San Francisco And Got Booed For Ten Minutes Straight

We know from the progeny he made with Grimes that Elon Musk is super into aliens which might help to explain why he’s spent the past year or so attempting to alienate everybody in his orbit, starting with his own family and then moving on to alienate his investors, then his own employees and customers, and last night, Elon successfully alienated an entire stadium full of Dave Chapelle fans when he joined Dave on stage to deliver the most cacophonous tight-ten I have ever witnessed. According to Forbes, Elon joined Dave on stage during a set at the Chase Center in San Francisco and was greeted with nearly ten minutes of continuous, heartfelt booing from the audience. It would seem, much to his shock and horror, that Elon learned the hard way that, while you can buy friends, you can’t buy your friend’s fans and also that alienating someone doesn’t mean they turn into the cool little outer-space dude he’s been doodling in his notebook since he was eight; it means they hate your ass. Now worse than ever.

Elon, and Dave too now that I think about it, must be down to their last scraggly, underpaid, over-promised “yes man” who may or may not have been plotting revenge last night by piping in with an encouraging, “yes, men!” when Elon and Dave decided to fuck around and find out if Elon’s as funny in real life as he is on Twitter. Turns out he’s actually funnier IRL when you can see the entire clown costume in all its dandruff-dusted glory. And for the record, your honor, that yes, man was Chris Rock. Forbes reports:

Billionaire Elon Musk was met with a negative reaction from the crowd after Dave Chappelle brought him on stage during a stand-up comedy show at San Francisco’s Chase Center on Sunday night.

Musk’s unexpected appearance took place at the end of the show, which was part of one of the biggest comedy tours of the year featuring stand-up comedians Chappelle and Chris Rock.

According to clips of the event shared by attendees on social media, Chappelle invited Musk on stage as he asked the crowd to “make some noise for the richest man in the world,” a request that was first met with a mixed reaction.

The boos got louder as Musk waved at the audience and raised both his hands, prompting Chappelle to quip that some of the people recently fired from Twitter by Musk may be in the audience.

As the negative reaction against Musk continued, Chappelle took a shot at his own audience, saying all the people who are booing “have terrible seats.”

Cut to Elon announcing he’s going to buy the Chase Center. Elon flopped so hard that Dave got spooked and started scrambling to win back the audience by ribbing Elon, “telling the audience they can boo all they want but the billionaire’s business model was ‘fuck earth I’m leaving anyway…I’m going to Mars’” looking like he wished they were both there right now, smoking a space blunt in front of 20,000 cackling robots who are programmed to cheer. Here’s the video belonging to someone who “appears to have had their account suspended or has taken it down.”

Last night, people booed Elon Musk pretty badly at Dave Chappelle's gig.

This morning, Elon posted "the woke mind virus is either destroyed or nothing else matters."pic.twitter.com/tkgcP114Qe

— steven ''italian elon musk'' monacelli (@stevanzetti) December 12, 2022

Is it a symptom of “woke mind virus” or did you just not have a set prepared? Because it looks like you didn’t have a set prepared. It looks like you thought you could just waltz on up there, clown shoes a’squeekin’ to uproarious applause. For what? At least Dave knows his audience, and they came expecting to see a grizzled old rodeo clown who got kicked in the head by a bull one time too many and now just stands off stage smoking cigarettes, bitching and moaning about how sensitive bulls are these days instead of worrying about the fact that his pants have fallen down and he’s clearly pissed himself. They don’t want to see some dorky ass circus clown with dandruff trying his hand at birthday clownery because it was the only way he could think of to get invited to a birthday party that acts all surprised when he gets booed even though the only balloon animal he can make is sad, deflated little worm.

Truth resonates …

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 12, 2022

Technically, it was 90% cheers & 10% boos (except during quiet periods), but, still, that’s a lot of boos, which is a first for me in real life (frequent on Twitter).

It’s almost as if I’ve offended SF’s unhinged leftists … but nahhh.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) December 12, 2022

This is why one of the first things they teach you in clown college is, “don’t creampie where you eat.”

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