Night Crumbs
Fresh off from her “traditional marriage” drama with Kirk Cameron’s sister, JoJo Siwa is now dealing with some Gen Z lesbian TikTok drama. 19-year-old JoJo was dating 22-year-old TikTok person Avery Cyrus (no relation to Billy Ray), but they broke up after three months during a sponsored Royal Caribbean cruise. Fans found out about the break-up after Avery posted a TikTok montage from the cruise, including a clip of JoJo handing Avery a toy while saying, “This is my sorry for breaking up with you present.” JoJo was smiling while saying it, so it seemed like the split wasn’t too dramatic. BUT THEN, JoJo’s attention whore stage mother, Jessalynn Siwa, posted a video on Instagram of JoJo talking about being used for “views and for clout” and mentioning how she was “tricked into being told that I was loved.” Avery responded to that by saying that what she and JoJo had was “very real.” I know, a 19-year-old and a 22-year-old broke up, and it got messy. BREAKING NEWS! But this does make me once again thank the gods that social media wasn’t around when I was a teenager. The most dramatic thing I did online as a teen after a break up was to change my AIM Away Message to some cryptic No Doubt lyrics like ~I don’t need your reasons/ Don’t tell me cause it hurts~. Okay, I was 30 when I did that. Okay, okay, 35! – TooFab
It’s the first look at Lizzy Caplan and Joshua Jackson as Alex Forrest and Dan Gallagher in the Fatal Attraction reboot series. And judging by Joshua Jackson’s sleazy 80s Wall Street douche hair, Alex’s horniness for Dan really does blind her since he looks like he waltzed into a Supercuts with a picture of Donald Trump and said, “Give me this.” – Pajiba
“Funny Girl” Starring Lea Michele Is Breaking Box Office Records
Two-and-a-half years after being “canceled” for her offensively horrible personality, Lea Michele has hit an all-time career high. No, it’s not becoming the face of buccal fat removal. It’s starring in Funny Girl, which just broke a box office record at Broadway’s August Wilson Theatre
Open Post: Hosted By Ina Garten’s Skepticism Of The Significance Of Bay Leaves
When Ina Garten isn’t fielding steamy texts from her husband Jeffrey Garten, she’s Cooking For Jeffrey. Ina loves to host dinner parties for negligible-to-most reasons to celebrate–like the 37th anniversary of the time she and Jeffrey got caught over-the-pants rubbing at the drive-in. But even though Ina is an old pro in the kitchen, she couldn’t give a definitive answer when someone pondered the usefulness of bay leaves in any recipe that calls for them.
Brandi Glanville Calls Out Piper Perabo For Having An Affair With Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian In 2005
After years of war, Brandi Glanville has made peace with her ex-husband Eddie Cibrian’s second wife, LeAnn Rimes. But here’s the thing about Eddie Cibrian; when he was married to Brandi from 2001 to 2010, he didn’t just cheat with LeAnn. His other famous affair was with Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Shay in 2006. And now Brandi has revealed a third! Actress Piper Perabo, whom Brandi describes as a “horrible cunt.” Attention, everyone! Brandi needs attention! Continue reading
A California Jury Found Harvey Weinstein Guilty On Three Charges Of Sexual Assault
The sequel to Harvey Weinstein’s own personal #MeToo movement, #WaitMeAgain?, premiered on Monday when Harvey was found guilty on three charges of rape and sexual assault in a Los Angeles courtroom where he was on what they call in the business, a “trial vacation.” In the summer of 2021, Harvey was compelled to travel from his jail cell in New York, where has been serving 23 years for rape and sexual assault in that state, to a jail cell in California to stand trial against seven charges of sexual assault. While the accommodations offered to him during his stay in California may not have been what he would have chosen, they were comped through the government’s Frequent Felon program, so take any reviews he may have left on AirBnA.gov with a grain of salt.
Lily Allen Speaks Out On Behalf Of Nepo Babies
Nepotism isn’t necessarily a new concept, but it has always been one of those things that people who aren’t nepo babies give much thought to because we’re too busy working hard. And not that we needed any further explanation, we’re now getting an unauthorized stamp of approval from Lily Allen, who is an out and proud nepo baby, and she doesn’t care how you take it. In fact, Lily states that the nepo babies have it harder because of their broken family dynamic. And somewhere in her kitchen, straining minced organic pheasant into a holiday pate’ Gwyneth Paltrow is beaming with pride at Lily’s response.