Since Pete Davidson’s last fling of five minutes, Emily Ratajkowski, was recently seen canoodling with DJ Orazio Rispo, it was time for him to cheer up by finding his new “dream girl,” which it seems could be any girl with a hole, heartbeat, and SAG card. Enter an actress most haven’t heard of–Chase Sui Wonders–from a movie the two worked on together that most haven’t seen–Bodies, Bodies, Bodies. And while sources say that they’re “just great friends,” we know in Pete-speak that translates to “I’m in love! I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it!” Or at least “we’re definitely fucking.”

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When it comes to superhero movies, you would think that casting Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would be a move in the right direction. He’s giant, he’s covered in muscles, he loves to jump off of things, and he has an endless collection of nipple-suffocating tight shirts. Well, unfortunately, none of these things worked in his favor after his latest endeavor Black Adam essentially bombed at the box office. And since there’s no Captain Save-A-Franchise to swoop in and whisk him away from the dregs of financial ruin DC Studios will not be providing a Black Adam sequel anytime soon. And The Rock confirmed this sad news on Twitter, breaking the hearts of DC fanboys everywhere.

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Well, it looks like some of the #FreeBritney people have become #RIPBritney people. Because for a bit, there have been conspiracy theories that a freed Britney is in danger, or possibly dead, or being controlled by her “closeted” husband, Sam Asghari. Um, not everything is related to White Lotus season two. I’m not sure if evil gays are not trying to Britney Spears.

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As the end of Q4 quickly approached, former The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills “wife” and current narcissistic mess, Brandi Glanville, assessed her attention ledger and decided she was in the red and it was time to whip out some fresh fuckery before closing up shop for the year. So a few days ago, she transported us back to 2005 by alleging that her ex-husband and former community cock, Eddie Cibrian, might’ve had an affair with actress Piper Perabo while they were working on a movie together. However, Eddie just responded to Brandi’s recent claim and denied passing the peen (this time, at least).

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The Vintage Playskool Flashlight!

Welcome to another edition of the Hot Slut of the Day spin-off: Wait, This Hasn’t Been HSOTD Before?  In the 1980s, Playskool debuted its now-iconic Flashlight (Note to the Typo Gods: Please take pity upon me and don’t let me accidentally “Playskool Fleshlight” during this post). Yes, the 1980s was a simpler time when a damn flashlight brought us hours upon hours of entertainment. Playskool’s Flashlight also gave kids their first taste of stressing out while furiously searching through a junk drawer for batteries that work after their flashlight goes out. And yes, since it was the 80s, we then checked the refrigerator for the drained batteries our mom put in there to give them “new life.”

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