Night Crumbs
Fresh off from her “traditional marriage” drama with Kirk Cameron’s sister, JoJo Siwa is now dealing with some Gen Z lesbian TikTok drama. 19-year-old JoJo was dating 22-year-old TikTok person Avery Cyrus (no relation to Billy Ray), but they broke up after three months during a sponsored Royal Caribbean cruise. Fans found out about the break-up after Avery posted a TikTok montage from the cruise, including a clip of JoJo handing Avery a toy while saying, “This is my sorry for breaking up with you present.” JoJo was smiling while saying it, so it seemed like the split wasn’t too dramatic. BUT THEN, JoJo’s attention whore stage mother, Jessalynn Siwa, posted a video on Instagram of JoJo talking about being used for “views and for clout” and mentioning how she was “tricked into being told that I was loved.” Avery responded to that by saying that what she and JoJo had was “very real.” I know, a 19-year-old and a 22-year-old broke up, and it got messy. BREAKING NEWS! But this does make me once again thank the gods that social media wasn’t around when I was a teenager. The most dramatic thing I did online as a teen after a break up was to change my AIM Away Message to some cryptic No Doubt lyrics like ~I don’t need your reasons/ Don’t tell me cause it hurts~. Okay, I was 30 when I did that. Okay, okay, 35! – TooFab
It’s the first look at Lizzy Caplan and Joshua Jackson as Alex Forrest and Dan Gallagher in the Fatal Attraction reboot series. And judging by Joshua Jackson’s sleazy 80s Wall Street douche hair, Alex’s horniness for Dan really does blind her since he looks like he waltzed into a Supercuts with a picture of Donald Trump and said, “Give me this.” – Pajiba
King Charles is probably going to pay for Prince Andrew’s private protection. But who’s going to pay to protect humanity from Prince Andrew?! – Metro UK
Here I was thinking that the most difficult stunt that Tom Cruise has ever done was trying to be a human husband to Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. But apparently, the most dangerous and difficult stunt he’s done is driving a motorcycle off a cliff for Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part I – Lainey Gossip
According to Brooklyn Beckham, “it’s a woman’s world,” and “the girls are in charge.” Okay, I know that Brooklyn Beckham is the culinary master reincarnation of Julia Child and his head is always in a dutch oven full of bouillabaisse or whatever, but maybe he should pull his head out of there every now and again and do something called “read the news” – Celebitchy
Because the Rust situation isn’t already a legal train wreck, assistant director Dave Halls has countersued Alec Baldwin – NBC Los Angeles
Many definitely played Ghost Town and A Message To You, Rudy on a loop last night because Terry Hall, the lead singer of The Specials, member of Fun Boy Three, and co-writer of Our Lips Are Sealed, died after a “brief illness.” He was only 63. And Jane Wiedlin, Boy George, Elvis Costello, and more paid tribute to him – Billboard
In more news of sadness, Octavia Spencer announced that her friend Sonya Eddy, who played Nurse Epiphany on General Hospital for 16 years, has died at the way too young age of 55 – Variety
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