Open Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Promoting Her New Album With One Billboard In Her Ex’s Hometown
Lana Del Rey, an ancient Greek siren accidentally transported to modern times, has a new album out in March. It’s called, Did You Know That There’s a Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd., which is also the name of the album’s lead single. What’s her next song, “You Know That There’s An Abandoned Subway Station Under Toronto’s Bay Station, Right?” Anywho, TooFab reports that Lana recently took to Instagram to reveal that she put up one billboard to promote her album. Just one. Its location? Tulsa, Oklahoma, which just so happens to be where her ex Sean Larkin lives. Petty, thy name is Del Rey.
People Stepped Up To Alert Samuel L. Jackson That His Twitter Porn “Like” Spree Was Public
Once you’ve been demoted to the second most prolific swearer in Hollywood, you can only spend your 74th birthday one way: slapping some motherfucking likes on some motherfucking fucking. So that’s just what Samuel L. Jackson did on Wednesday until a bunch of Twitter boner-killers pulled through to warn him that everyone could see he was watching and liking hardcore porn using his verified account.
Journey’s Neil Schon Sent A Cease And Desist Order To Bandmate Jonathan Cain For Playing The Band’s Music At Trump Events
Journey‘s 1981 hit Don’t Stop Believin’ is a timeless tale about following your dreams. It is also the last song most bars play when they want you to get the fuck out. A classic tune, either way. But unfortunately, since the song is wildly popular, that means its reach extends to people who probably need to stop believing in their dreams and go sit down somewhere. This brings me to Trump who claimed he’s running for POTUS again. And at his most recent gathering at Mar-a-Lago, Journey member Jonathan Cain (right) performed the tune to hype up the crowd. And that’s when his bandmate, Neal Schon (left), tossed a cease and desist order at Jonathan to inform him to stop using their wholesome song for such an unsavory group of folks.
Tory Lanez Seemed To Fall Asleep In Court Yesterday And Chose Not To Testify
As you know, rapper-slash-tiny menace, Tory Lanez, is currently on trial for allegedly shooting Megan Thee Stallion. He is fighting three gun felonies and is facing 22 years in jail. The trial has been a mess so far, with Tory pulling stunts like bringing his young son with him to court to inspire sympathy for some reason, and the defense has suggested that it was actually Megan’s former assistant and friend, Kelsey Harris, who shot Megan in the foot. Megan’s bodyguard also went missing and never testified, and Kelsey’s memory of the evening suddenly became fuzzy upon taking the stand. SHOCKINGLY, Tory himself has now chosen not to testify before closing arguments, but he possibly took a little nap while jury instructions were being read.
Kate Moss’ Sister, Lottie Moss, Shared Her Thoughts On Nepotism And Says That “Life Isn’t Fair”
Aside from the recent New Yorker Magazine piece on nepo babies, the only people really mentioning nepo babies are the cranky nepo babies themselves. Lily Allen was the latest to SPEAK OUT about the nepo baby struggle after Gwyneth Paltrow led the charge. But if you still weren’t convinced that nepo babies are the ones actually living the hard-knock life, Kate Moss’ model half-sister Lottie Moss stepped up to remind everyone that if you aren’t rich and famous, you should’ve worked harder-because life isn’t fair.
Service Industry Professionals Have Accused Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Of Being Horrible Tippers
When it comes to Jennifer Lopez and her re-boot situationship with her husband Ben Affleck, I never think of them as practical folks. Even though they have millions of dollars and probably call Oprah for gift-giving advice they treat their excess wealth like it’s helplessly trapped inside an iron fortress. For almost twenty years, stories have been circulating about how JLo won’t allow Ben to waste his money on working peasants. These claims have resurfaced recently, exposing Mr. and Mrs. Scrooge as the true reason why service workers can’t have nice things.