It’s Christmas weekend, and even if you don’t celebrate, I bring you good tidings of great joy! The Crown’s beloved son and alleged predator, Prince Andrew, has reportedly been kicked out of the palace. Looks like King Charles is doing some house cleaning, and the first action is to take out the trash! If this move is true, then Charles might become more popular than THE QUEEN (RIP). I won’t hold my breath, though. Andrew has a unique talent of worming his way back into his family’s graces. Scrounging off your family members is the easiest way to pay off your legal fees!

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Stephanie Zinone’s Christmas Tree Dress from Grease 2!

Grease 2 isn’t considered a Christmas movie. But it’s a holy gift from GOD, and Michelle Pfeiffer works a stunningly exquisite Christmas tree dress in it. It doesn’t get more Christmas-ey than that! So today, on Jesus’ (observed) born day, let’s pay tribute to the extremely classy Christmas tree ensemble from Grease 2! And no, sarcasm was not dripping off of my fingers when I typed “extremely classy.” I mean, they could’ve put two baubles on Michelle’s chest to give her Christmas ornament titties, but they lowered one right below the chichis areas to avoid that. See, classy!

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Some Kentuckians have taken issue with innocuous things like books, style, and Hilary Duff. Apparently, fun and holiday whimsy are on the chopping block as well; because when one Kentucky house was dedicated to the Griswold Family Christmas in a unique way, a neighbor was so disturbed by a man in a robe “exposing himself” that she called 9-1-1 to report the perp. But as it turns out, it was just a mannequin displayed as National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation’s Cousin Eddie enjoying a yard beer while emptying his shitter.

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Somebody get those Nepo Babies a Gucci pacifier because some of them are still crying nepo tears over New York Magazine’s cover story on the nepotism children of show business. Case in point: Eve Hewson, Bono’s actress daughter who’s been in Bad Sisters and Behind Her Eyes, had the time and burped up a three-day series of tweets and comments about this. Eve jokingly cried about not being featured in the issue (it turns out she was), said that the president of New York Magazine’s parent company is a nepo baby too, called the article an act of clickbait suckery, and also left comments on NY Mag’s Instagram account. When people basically let Eve know that she’s the new poster child for The Nepo Baby Doth Protest Too Much, she claimed she was mostly joking and was drunk. Okay, the second one, I believe, but not the first since you can tell she’s mad! And Eve has said before that she didn’t inherit her dad’s musical talent, but it looks like she did inherit something from her dad, his ego – Uproxx

My thoughts and prayers are with the family of the poor bee who sadly lost its life thanks to Chris Pratt! – Just Jared

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