Category: Politics As Usual

Katy Perry Posted A Voting Booth Selfie That Showed Her Vote For Mayor Of Los Angeles

November 8, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s a reason they give you those cute little “I Voted” stickers at the polls, and it’s so you can show the world that you are an informed, responsible, civic-minded individual who has participated in the sacred act of democratic agency upon which our country was built (citation needed), without letting them know that you just copied your husband’s ballot at the 11th hour because you’re a lazy dum-dum who couldn’t get their shit together in time. Now, I don’t know if Katy Perry’s husband Orlando Bloom is the lazy dum-dum in their family or if Katy’s just an ambitious dum-dum. Because Katy got out and voted, but instead of posting a cute ‘lil selfie with her sticker, she took a selfie inside the voting booth that managed to show her entire ass, including who she voted for.

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Herschel Walker’s Son Christian Walker Speaks Out After His Father’s Abortion Allegations Come Out

October 4, 2022 / Posted by:

Donald Trump’s orange-stained reign of terror inspired many unqualified individuals to believe they, too, can fuck the country up just as much as he did. Scatter-brained former NFL player Herschel Walker is one of those folks and every week a new reason to keep him on the bench and permanently out of the political game arises. He’s running as a Republican for the Georgia Senate against Democrat Raphael Warnock and has been purporting “family values.” Well, family values until he got some random woman knocked up because allegedly he paid for one of his former booty call’s abortions. And his messy son, Christian Walker, is speaking out about his father’s constant lies and false public persona after this newest allegation.

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Dr. Oz Was Mocked For A Campaign Video Of Him Shopping For Crudité

August 16, 2022 / Posted by:

So Dr. Oz has weird food tastes. Who cares? Mitt Romney’s favorite meat is hot dog, so what’s the big deal if Dr. Oz likes to dip his raw broccoli in salsa while shoving a five-pound bag of carrots up his ass? That shouldn’t disqualify him from office, should it? Newsweek reports that Dr. Oz, who is running as a Republican for the U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania against Democratic candidate John Fetterman, was cruelly mocked on the internet for a campaign video in which he plays an Average Joe going to the supermarket to pick up some crudité for his wife and is shocked and dismayed by the staggering prices of whatever random vegetables and pre-packaged foods happened to be in front of him when he yelled “roll!” to the cameraman. Presumably due to inflation, the total cost for his paltry haul was “Twenty dollars?!?!” Not counting the tequila! Our avenging Average Joe then laments how we have evil Elite Joe to thank for this. This being the untenable cost of grocery store guacamole.

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Cardi B Is Getting Dragged For Her Comments About The School Shooting In Texas

May 27, 2022 / Posted by:

I realize Cardi B really believes she’s somehow morphed into the Voice of the People by speaking up on everything from her First World problems with fame to the current state of politics, but some of her followers kicked the soapbox she was standing on when she gave her thoughts on the heartbreaking massacre at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas. Cardi believes that the tragedy is a time when people should keep politics out of it, and well, that didn’t go over well.

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Jim Carrey Reacts To The MAGA Conspiracy Theory That He’s Pretending To Be Joe Biden

April 29, 2022 / Posted by:

It’s been over a year since our long national nightmare of POTUS Trump came to an end, but he’s still got supporters out there and his supporters are still spewing out all kinds of foolery. One conspiracy theory is that President Joe Biden is actually dead and that several actors are out there portraying him including Jim Carrey who played Biden on Saturday Night Live during the 2020-2021 season. And Jim’s Biden wasn’t even that great, but MAGA messes seem to think that his Biden is good enough to fool everyone.

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Caitlyn Jenner Is Officially Running For Governor Of California

April 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Caitlyn Jenner, seen above making the face that every Californian with common sense is making over this tragic news, is pushing the limits once again. The former Republican Olympian turned transgender Republican woman made it official today. She’s officially threatening California with an awful time because she is going to challenge the current California governor, Gavin Newsom, in a recall election. This clueless rich woman couldn’t handle the heat from being on Keeping Up The Eclipse Of God’s Light With The Kardashians, but she thinks she can handle the political spectrum? It didn’t work out for Kanye West! But she’s trying it anyway.

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