Category: Well This is Embarrassing!

People Stepped Up To Alert Samuel L. Jackson That His Twitter Porn “Like” Spree Was Public

December 22, 2022 / Posted by:

Once you’ve been demoted to the second most prolific swearer in Hollywood, you can only spend your 74th birthday one way: slapping some motherfucking likes on some motherfucking fucking. So that’s just what Samuel L. Jackson did on Wednesday until a bunch of Twitter boner-killers pulled through to warn him that everyone could see he was watching and liking hardcore porn using his verified account.

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Open Post: Hosted By Blue Ivy Carter Getting Embarrassed By Jay-Z At The NBA Finals

June 14, 2022 / Posted by:

When most of us recall our adolescent misadventures in parental embarrassment, it’s usually something like our moms washing out Ziploc bags to reuse while friends were over or dad getting snippy with the teen who works at the movie theater concession stand over the price of a large popcorn. If you’re Blue Ivy Carter, it’s when your rap legend father, Jay-Z, dares to show affection to you on camera at the risk of messing up your coiffure when the crowd is alerted that they’ve been graced with your courtside presence.

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Princess Beatrice And Princess Eugenie Have Been Named In A Fraud Case Tied To Their Father Prince Andrew

April 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Oh, those British royals – so relatable! I mean, who of us hasn’t found ourselves at one time or another caught up in our disgraced father’s alleged million-dollar fraud scheme involving a Turkish millionaire and our mom, Duchess Fergie? Wait, I only see Princess Beatrice and Princess Eugenie raising their hands. Huh, I guess that’s not exactly a common example of family bonding time. But it’s currently a thing that Bea and Genie get to talk about with their dad. Luckily, their dad already has a comprehensive relationship with his lawyers, so hopefully the Princesses can get this sorted out before their parents’ next money scandal.

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The First Reviews For “Morbius” Are Out, And It Sounds Like Jared Leto Should Prepare His Razzie Speech Now

March 31, 2022 / Posted by:

Jared Leto must have heard all the people joking that he’s aging like a vampire because he decided to star in Marvel’s Morbius, the story of a man who is also a doctor who is also a guy with a rare blood disease who is also a vampire. If that sounds convoluted as hell, well – you’re not the only one. Initial reviews have been released of Morbius, in theaters everywhere tomorrow. Jared is likely going to wish he could go back to the time when people were simply cracking jokes about him aging like a vampire, because now they’re cracking jokes about how god-awful terrible his vampire movie is. I’d make an “It sucks!” vampire pun, but honestly, it feels like pretty much every film review writer has already beat me to it.

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The Recording Academy Defends Marilyn Manson’s Grammy Nomination

November 24, 2021 / Posted by:

Yesterday, the 2022 Grammy nominations were announced, and Marilyn Manson, who has been repeatedly accused of sexual assault and misconduct by several women (most notably Evan Rachel Wood), was nominated for his contributions to Kanye West’s album, Donda. No, you can’t get nominated for participating in shameless publicity stunts; Marilyn Manson provides vocals on the song “Jail pt 2.” Also nominated for a Grammy yesterday was Louis C.K., who you may remember as the man who admitted to jerking off in front of unwilling participants, was nominated for Best Comedy Album, for his latest album Sincerely Louis C.K. Naturally, those choices had some people questioning the Recording Academy, and the Recording Academy has come back to utter the age-old creep-excusing adage of “Judge the artist, not the art.

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Younes Bendjima Dissed Scott Disick For Trying To Diss Kourtney Kardashian

August 31, 2021 / Posted by:

It seems like every paparazzo in LA received the homing signal from the motherland and hightailed it to Venice, Italy for the big Dolce and Gabbana Alta Moda show. So naturally, Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker followed the flashbulbs across the pond, like moths to a flame. And while some images from Venice this week are indelible neo-renaissance masterpieces such as a photo of Helen Mirren dancing with Vin Diesel in the rain, others, like a photo snapped of Kourtney on an inflatable dinghy with her ass hanging out perched on top of Travis like a vampiric horny toad, are just plain trashy. Or so says noted arbiter of good taste Scott Disick. According to Page Six, Scott was so disgusted by the image of his ex-wife, he reached out to Kourtney’s ex-boyfriend Younes Bendjima like “brooo. Is this chick OK!????

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