Category: Porn

That Was Fast. There’s Already A Porn Parody For “The Lion King”

July 17, 2019 / Posted by:

In addition to the Beyhive, Beyoncé’s accountant, and the future defrosted head of Walt Disney, we can add furries to the very short list of people who are benefiting from the release of the not-so-live-action remake of The Lion King. Vice reports that the inevitable porn parody, dubbed The Loin King, has already cum.

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Jada Pinkett Smith Says She Was Once Addicted To Porn

May 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Jada Pinkett Smith sat down with her mother, Adrienne Banfield-Jones, and daughter, Willow Smith, at that round red table which has gotten more secrets out of the world than anybody since Oprah Winfrey, and the three women had themselves a talk about porn. During the discussion, Jada, who once admitted she was a sex addict, said that she was also the Queen Of Porn–and had an “unhealthy relationship to porn” during a time in her life. Jada has dipped her toes in many ponds; truly she is knowledgable on everything!!

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PornHub Is Looking To Buy Tumblr

May 3, 2019 / Posted by:

The Verge is reporting that PornHub is looking to buy Tumblr, the once-prominent time-waster of university age-gays and the still-prominent time-waster for Nazis. You may be cheering to yourself about the hope of female nipples  and dicks once more appearing on Tumblr after PornHub buys it, but beware! For there is a dark under-bellied truth to the Tumblr acquisition which speaks to a broader problem in the porn community. Yeah guys, this isn’t just big tits and jacking off: it’s a business.

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A Dude Is Suing His Parents For Destroying His Porn Collection

April 16, 2019 / Posted by:

A grown ass man is suing his parents for throwing out his porn collection and I have questions. WE ALL HAVE QUESTIONS, like did the parents wear rubber gloves and a mask while touching their son’s porn, and where did they learn how to crack open a safe since he had to have kept that treasure locked all the way up. And I’m judging him if he didn’t.

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Porn Will Be Banned From Tumblr Shortly Before Christmas

December 3, 2018 / Posted by:

In news that was surely orchestrated by a tag team of the Grinch and multiple southern churches, the porn police has struck once again – and this time it’s a slap in the face to all us budget hoes who are too cheap to shell out for a Sean Cody membership. Starbucks last week surprised us in acknowledging people were watching porn while they sipped lattes and using the in-store WiFi and said they were going to put the kibosh on that with new internet filters. Now, Tumblr – a blogging platform I have no way of proving but would still guess is 9000% comprised of porn – said it is going to Scrooge us all and ban porn in the next two weeks.

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Starbucks Doesn’t Want You Watching Porn At Its Coffee Shops

November 29, 2018 / Posted by:

I’ve clearly been going to the wrong Starbucks each morning on my way to work. Starbucks is apparently have a problem with people ordering a Frappuccino with a side of the bareback vertical on Sean Cody because it was reported this week they’ll install a tool on its free WiFi network that will block illicit material from being looked at if you’re on their internet.

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