Category: Porn

Aaron Carter Made His Solo Porn Debut

September 6, 2020 / Posted by:

There’s a plot twist in today’s edition of From Child Star To CamStar, because unlike Bella Thorne, who promised bare nipple and served up blue balls instead, 32-year-old Aaron Carter actually delivered dick and a money shot. But well, if you’re looking for an official review of Aaron’s jack-off debut, that stuffed lion’s “WHY ME!” face says it all.

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“Lady G” Is Trending On Twitter––And It Has Nothing To Do With Lady Gaga

June 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Well, well, well. what do you know, an anti-LGBTQ+ politician may soon get caught with his pants down and his butt covered with lube. Your wig probably just blew off with shock like Lindsey Graham’s during an (~alleged~) rough session. A very generous and giving gay porn star (is there any better kind?) is making claims that while Republican South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham votes against LGBTQ+ rights, he sexes up on gay male escorts.

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Pornhub Is Giving Away Free Premium Access To Italy During Coronavirus Lockdown

March 13, 2020 / Posted by:

So Italy is on full lockdown mode. 188 people in Italy reportedly died from corona in just 24 hours with over 1000 deaths in total. And over 15,000 people have been infected in the country. Italy has been hit the worst outside of China–the coronavirus epicenter. To fight against this, the government is offering a helping hand in many ways. For example, people are getting mortgage payments suspended. But that’s not all the country is doing. Another helping hand (covered with lube) is being lent by Pornhub. Everyone in Italy is getting free premium porn! Lock it down and bust out the cum rags!

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Brit Hume Got Caught Searching For “Sexy Vixen Vinyl”

March 3, 2020 / Posted by:

Sure, this photo of Brit Hume with Chuck Norris is old as hell, but just go with it. It sets the mood. Working at Fox News is oppressive! I’m sure that crew is one fun bunch to hit happy hour with since it’s the only break they get from hearing Sean Hannity brag about how many mansions he owns in South Florida or having to run out and buy self-tanner for any of the blonde ladies (and Steve Doocey) who go on-air. So when 76-year-old Fox News host Brit Hume tweeted a screen shot from a gambling website that claims Donald Trump might beat any Democratic challenge, we shouldn’t have been surprised to see that one of his other browser tabs revealed that he searched for “sexy vixen vinyl.”  Continue reading

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Mikaela Spielberg Got Arrested For Domestic Violence In Nashville

March 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Well, that escalated quickly. Mikaela Spielberg, the daughter of Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw, had already been making headlines this year for revealing that she was going into porn. Since then, the tables seem to have turned. And not in her favor.

According to People, 24-year-old Mikaela, who lives in Tennessee, was picked up at 6:30am yesterday by Nashville police for an alleged altercation between her and her 47-year-old fiancé, professional darts player, Chuck Pankow. Mikaela was admitted into the Hill Detention Center and placed on a 12-hour hold, despite already posting bond.

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Steven Spielberg Is “Embarrassed” And “Concerned” That His Daughter Is Going Into Porn

February 25, 2020 / Posted by:

Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw’s daughter, 23-year-old Mikaela Spielberg, announced last week that she’s going into stripping and solo porn. She’s got a PornHub account, got on OnlyFans, and is working getting her exotic dancer license in Nashville…. because in Tennessee it’s easier to get a gun than shake your nipples on a stage.

At the time, Mikaela told The Sun that her parents, who adopted her as a baby, were “intrigued” but “not upset” when she broke the news to them over FaceTime. But, surprise surprise, “intrigued” may not cover all the emotions.

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