Disney World Is Cutting Its Hours Since Not That Many Tourists Are Going
Less than a month ago, the House of Mouse spit in the eye of God when they decided to reopen Disney World despite record-breaking coronavirus numbers in Florida. Even though Disney World went on about “enhanced health and safety measures”, they faced a lot of backlash from the public. Soon they had to ban eating and drinking while walking after visitors were seen doing so without their masks. Then, last week, one of the Splash Mountain log flume rides sank with guests inside. That last one has nothing to do with COVID-19, but it’s still a ridiculous Disney World fail.
Then, this past weekend, Disney announced that they were reducing their hours in September because of lower-than-expected attendance due to coronavirus. Um, duh?
Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Welcomed A Baby Girl
Almost exactly 14 months after she became the second Mrs. Star Lord, Katherine Schwarzenegger has given birth to the baby she made with Chris Pratt, and they’re officially parents to a little girl. And for those of you wondering if Chris’ favorite book was still The Bible, well – their birth announcement will answer that question. Because Little Baby Schwarzenegger-Pratt’s birth has already been commemorated with a weekend’s worth of quotes from a Desktop Page-A-Day Bible Calendar (which is to say, two days worth).
There Was A Fire At Rachael Ray’s House But Everyone Is Fine
People says that Rachael Ray had a home emergency when a fire broke out at her home in upstate New York. Thankfully Rachael and her family are safe and doing fine, but sadly her chicken adobo was unsalvageable, and all of her EVOO. More like EV-OHNO!
FYI, Jennifer Garner And Bradley Cooper Are Just Friends
Last week Jennifer Garner and Bradley Cooper were papped “looking flirty” (translation: smiling) on the beach in Malibu. The two were third-wheeled by Bradley’s cock-blocking, sand-throwing 3-year-old daughter, Lea De Seine Shayk-Cooper. After the pics leaked, TMZ reported that Jennifer was single, having recently broken up with her boyfriend of two years, Hamburger Robot Man John Miller (I refuse to give further context on that job title). And Bradley’s single, sooo…?
No, it wasn’t the Brad-Jen hookup that people were praying for at the start of 2020, but close enough, right? Alas, a mystery source burst everyone’s bubble when they shared that this Brad(ley)-Jen beach date was totally platonic. Apparently these two are just old friends and have been since their Alias days. Continue reading
January Jones Made It Clear That She’s Into Kawhi Leonard, Who Has A Girlfriend
There are some things that January Jones wants to keep very private, like the identity of the father of her 8-year-old son Xander Jones. But there are other things that January doesn’t really want to keep private like her thirst for NBA star Kawhi Leonard, who plays for the Los Angeles Clippers. 42-year-old January didn’t keep it subtle by sliding into 29-year-old Kawhi’s DMs. January left subtlety at the door and decided to hit up Kawhi in an Instagram Story.
Prince Harry’s Childhood Best Friend Reportedly Got Iced Out For Raising Concerns About Meghan Markle
When Prince Harry got married to Meghan Markle in May 2018, he chose his older brother Prince William as his best man. Since then, we’ve learned that the title of “best man” might have been a little misleading. Harry himself has admitted that he and his brother have a bit of a de Havilland/Fontaine thing going on. So William might have just been the best human option that identifies as a man. Because now we’re learning that Harry probably didn’t have an Option B-FF, if you will. The Telegraph has published a new excerpt from Finding Freedom, the unauthorized tell-all about Harry and Meghan. In it, The Telegraph reports that Harry temporarily stopped answering calls from his childhood best friend after his friend suggested to Harry that he move in with Meghan before putting a ring on it.