Chris Pratt And Katherine Schwarzenegger Made A Baby
Every once in a while, I need to be reminded that “oh right, that dumpy guy from Parks & Recreation is a Jesus-loving-beefcake-movie-star now.” And the newest reminder came in the form of the news from People magazine that Chris Pratt and his wife, Katherine Schwarzenegger (who…wrote a book about forgiveness? And I’m thinking she’s also related to Arnold?), are expecting a baby. Congrats! And cue the smattering of golf claps because the world definitely needs another mommy lifestyle influencer, which is Katherine’s destiny, obviously.
Unable to contain their excitement, the couple were spotted yesterday riding their bikes around their Brentwood neighborhood. Chris, who loves a controversial sartorial moment, wore an American flag bandana over his face, while mommy-to-be opted to keep her breathing holes uncovered––an interesting move for someone with a life form growing inside of them during a pandemic. But who am I to judge since Chris has a direct line to God and probably thinks that he and his wife are constantly surrounded by His protective shield of love.
Parents-to-Be Chris Pratt & Katherine Schwarzenegger Enjoyed Bike Ride Together Ahead of Pregnancy News https://t.co/imEGR6KYcN
— People (@people) April 25, 2020
Seriously, all I can determine from yesterday’s photos is that if the couple was taking a loving bike ride out to Trader Joe’s, they weren’t picking up Bagel Bites.
This is the first child for Katherine, and the second for Chris, who shares a 7-year-old son with ex-wife and “superior” being, Anna Faris. Take a moment, if your soul can handle it, to share in the happy couple’s undying love by checking out some of their most candid selfies. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to microwave my breakfast burrito and return to an empty bed (God, somebody marry me, please!)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B6CnV8Xpn_s/?utm_source=ig_embed
Pic: Wenn.com