Last week Jennifer Garner and Bradley Cooper were papped “looking flirty” (translation: smiling) on the beach in Malibu. The two were third-wheeled by Bradley’s cock-blocking, sand-throwing 3-year-old daughter, Lea De Seine Shayk-Cooper. After the pics leaked, TMZ reported that Jennifer was single, having recently broken up with her boyfriend of two years, Hamburger Robot Man John Miller (I refuse to give further context on that job title). And Bradley’s single, sooo…?
No, it wasn’t the Brad-Jen hookup that people were praying for at the start of 2020, but close enough, right? Alas, a mystery source burst everyone’s bubble when they shared that this Brad(ley)-Jen beach date was totally platonic. Apparently these two are just old friends and have been since their Alias days.
via Page Six:
Seemingly shooting down any romance rumors, a source told Page Six, “[Cooper and Garner] are friends and have been forever,” and that there is “no truth to anything else.”
Awww, forever friends. Maybe they should invest in some matching BFF hearts necklaces? Oh wait, that’s a BenAna™ move, and Jen would rather wear a skunk carcass around her neck then imitate anything those two did. Except, well… didn’t we just see BenAna hanging at a Malibu beach together? Ya dropped the ball, Garner!
On the plus side, Bradley/Lady Gaga shippers can breathe a giant sigh of relief. Sure, she’s currently with that CEO businessman guy, who’s apparently “the love of her life”, but it’s only a matter of time before Ally and Zombie Jackson Maine find their way back to one another. Ideally while eye-fucking each one other onstage at an awards show. True. Real. Love.