Page Six reports that actor Lukas Gage and hairstylist-to-the-stars Chris Appleton got married this weekend after a very short engagement. According to a source, the couple tied the knot in a secret wedding at Las Vegas’ Little White Chapel. There were only six guests, and one of them was Chris’ client/bestie, Kim Kardashian. Ah yes, nothing says “a love that will last forever,” like getting hitched in front of a Kardashian after a few months of dating.
In just a couple of years, 27-year-old Lukas Gage has gone from “poor actor with tiny apartment” to star in The White Lotus season 1 and You season 4. Lukas is also going to be in the next season of Fargo. So with Lukas collecting credits and his star rising, he’s gonna need a few failed marriages to really fit in with Hollywood. And it looks like he’s starting off his Wiki spouses list with Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez’s 39-year-old hairstylist Chris Appleton! The pair are reportedly engaged and went ring shopping together after dating for like a second. Okay, two seconds.
There’s a good reason why you won’t see a triangle of sadness on Kim Kasdashian’s hairstylist’s face, and it has nothing to do with neurotoxin injections. Chris Appleton is in love and doesn’t care who knows it! In fact, he wants everyone to know it. While appearing on The Drew Barrymore Show, 39-year-old Chris couldn’t “help but to gush over his new relationship” with 27-year-old former tiny apartment dweller and actor Lukas Gage. Consummate multi-tasker that he is, Chris managed to synthesize his love for Lukas, smoothies, and cross-promotional sponcon in one fell swoop. And to think they said it wouldn’t last! Chris even shared an intimate snapshot from the couple’s recent Mexican vacation, in case Drew’s viewers missed it three weeks ago when Chris and Lukas debuted their partnership on Instagram.
The Devil works hard but his manager, Kris Jenner, works harder. Today in What Won’t She Do news, Kris has somehow managed to turn a working-class hero into another cog in the Kardashian machine, churning out tangential plotlines in exchange for his mortal soul. Or it’s just a coincidence. But two years ago, Lukas Gage was just another one of “these poor people that live in these tiny apartments,” and today, he’s banging around on dune buddies at a luxury Mexican resort with his new boyfriend, Chris Appleton, who just so happens to be Kim Kardashian’s hairstylist. The very one who fried her shit to a crisp Corpse Blonde for the Met Gala last year.
British Director Tristram Shapeero Is Sorry For Trashing Lukas Gage’s Apartment During A Zoom Audition
A few days ago Euphoria actor, Lukas Gage, shared a video of him getting shamed by an unnamed director during a Zoom audition like the “poor” person he is for his “tiny” apartment. Well, congrats to all the people who guessed that British director Tristram Shapeero is the one who shit on Lukas’ apartment while unmuted on Zoom. But Tristram isn’t sorry. Or wait–yes he is sorry? He’s maybe sorry, and he’s still a snob.
Not a week of quarantine seems to go by without a cringeworthy Zoom debacle that ends up going viral. At least this one doesn’t involve a 60-year-old writer, his randy peen, and the hand that was trying to bring it to the finish line while all three of them believed their joint quest for a happy ending was a discreet and private one. According to E! News, 25-year-old actor Lukas Gage, who was in Euphoria, and his humble little apartment were on the receiving end of a different kind of indiscretion: