Night Crumbs
Tori Spelling has been seen wearing an eye patch on the pap stroll, and before you guess that her busted eye is from a bootleg Botox gone wrong situation, she has a different reason. And it’s a reason straight from The Department of Dumb. Tori says that she got an ulcer on her eyeball from wearing daily disposable contacts for too long. There’s a reason why they’re called “dailies.” You’re supposed to toss them into the trash after one use, but Tori slept in them and has gone “20 days” without taking them out. Tori is switching to 30-day contacts when her eye is healed up. You know, the good thing about Tori having a messed-up eye is that she can use it when talking to her creditors. “Oh, sorry, I didn’t see that latest past due notice since one of my eyeballs is out of commission, and the other one is always rolling at my husband’s antics.” – Just Jared
Variety did an exposé on Don Lemon’s reign of assholery on women at CNN, and it includes this gem from Soledad O’Brien: “Don has long had a habit of saying idiotic and inaccurate things, so it sounds pretty on brand for him.” – Pajiba
FYI: The Last of Us’ Bella Ramsey is a “cereal with orange juice” kind of breakfast eater – Celebitchy
It seems like it was just yesterday when Dustin Lance Black became a daddy for the first time by dating 19-year-old Tom Daley. Since then, the two have gotten married and welcomed their first child in 2018. Well, the two are fathers again after welcoming a second son they named Phoenix – Queerty
Tupac Shakur’s sister would very much like for Trump’s lawyer to keep her brother’s name out of their mouth. But I blame Chris Rock for this! – The Root
Brooke Shields says that for ten years, her one-time nemesis Tom Cruise sent her the coconut bundt cake that he sends to all his fancy friends for the holidays, but she stopped getting it. And now Brooke is begging for Tommy’s coconut cake again. She’s obviously joking because I bet that Brooke never ate the thing. She probably sniffed at it suspiciously before driving to her nearest hospital to dispose of it in a hazardous waste bin – Jezebel
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