Category: The Drama Of It All

Rebekah Vardy Lost Her “Wagatha Christie” Libel Case Against Coleen Rooney

July 29, 2022 / Posted by:

Back in the pre-pandemic days of 2019, Coleen Rooney (right), wife of former footballer and manager Wayne Rooney, dropped an ultra ESCANDALO nugget (which if you’re British, you probably pronounce as ESCANDAL-OY!) when said that she had conducted an investigative sting operation to find out who was leaking stories from her private Instagram to The Sun. After successfully channeling the investigative energy of Sherlock Holmes, Jessica Fletcher, Miss Fisher, Poirot, and Detective La Toya, Coleen discovered that the dirty schemer was none other than fellow WAG….. REBEKAH VARDY! Rebekah (left), who is married to footballer Jamie Vardy, swore she was innocent and filed a libel suit against Coleen in 2020. Rebekah wanted to clear her good name and wipe the stank of betrayal off of her reputation. Well, the trial happened in May and did the opposite of cleansing Rebekah’s reputation. The judge ruled against Rebekah and declared her an “untrustworthy witness” who most likely destroyed more incriminating evidence.

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Elon Musk Denies He Homewrecked Google Co-Founder Sergey Brin’s Marriage, Says He Hasn’t Had Sex In A While

July 25, 2022 / Posted by:

The diet industry is probably in the Tummy Tea-infused shit can this morning and not because the state of the world is making many of us devour our feelings by shoving all kinds of deep-fried carb delicious into our eating holes without care. No, it’s because many of us have been forced to do intermittent fasting from hearing about Elon Musk busting nuts left and right. Who can eat anything while suffering from the heaves? Well, over the weekend, The Wall Street Journal got in on the adventures of 51-year-old Elon Musk’s dick and they say that it helped destroy the marriage of 48-year-old Google co-founder Sergey Brin and Sergey’s 37-year-old lawyer/entrepreneur wife Nicole Shanahan. But Elon Musk responded to the alleged tech bro billionaire drama, denying that he had an affair with Nicole and saying that he hasn’t “had sex in ages.” This is shocking to everyone who saw those topless pics of Elon Musk sunning his chichis. You’d think everyone would be throwing their genitals at him over that.

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A New Book Claims That THE QUEEN Was “Relieved” That Meghan Markle Skipped Prince Philip’s Funeral

July 18, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s a new book coming out this week called Revenge: Meghan, Harry and the War Between the Windsors from writer of many unauthorized biographies Tom Bower who also writes about the royals often. And well, Tom may have to take a break from using his typing fingers to write about the royals to use his typing fingers to find a lawyer to possibly defend him from the mega wave of cease and desists that Meghan Markle’s lawyers may drown him in. Because in his book, Tom makes all kinds of claims about Meghan Markle’s short time as a working royal and her relationships with the royal family, including the little rumor that THE QUEEN proclaimed, “Thank goodness!”, after finding out that Meghan wasn’t going to make the trip to England for Prince Philip’s funeral. Maybe Tom’s source got it wrong. Maybe THE QUEEN wasn’t giving thanks for Meghan not going to her husband’s funeral. Maybe right after she got the Meghan news, another aide let her know that they were able to rent a gin fountain for the funeral reception and THE QUEEN was giving thanks to that since she needed more than a few cups of the sweet nectar to deal with her family and favorite son.

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Tom Brady Threatened To Sue Paul Scheer Over A Jokey T-Shirt With His Name On It

June 30, 2022 / Posted by:

Stars, they’re nothing like us! Or at the very least, some stars don’t exactly have the most robust sense of humor or ability to engage in a little self-deprecation. In this case, Tom Brady is that person. And that’s according to Paul Scheer, another famous person, although one might consider him a few fame levels lower than the greatest quarterback/worst retired guy in history. Paul recently claimed that Tom got mad enough to call his lawyers when he discovered that Paul’s podcast threw Tom’s face on a t-shirt alongside a little joke about retirement.

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After Michael Che Was Dragged For Sharing Jokes About Simone Biles, He Declared, “I Was Hacked!” 

July 30, 2021 / Posted by:

This week, we saw gymnast GOAT Simone Biles withdraw from both her scheduled team events and individual all-around events at the 2020 Tokyo Summer Olympics, as a personal choice to put her mental health and overall well-being first. Lots of people applauded her for trusting her gut instincts and choosing to back out. “I wonder if any assholes who can’t touch their damn toes will also have something to say about this” wasn’t a question anyone had to ask themselves because of course, they came out in record numbers to throw hate at Simone Biles’ decision. One person who seemed to really want to talk about Simone Biles was Saturday Night Live’s Michael Che. He even went so far as to suggest he’d be talking about Simone Biles in an upcoming stand-up set, which was followed by sharing a few jokes on his Instagram Stories. And after he got shit for it, Michael joked that he was hacked.

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Prince Harry Is Writing His Memoirs And It’s Reportedly Got The Royal Family Shook 

July 20, 2021 / Posted by:

If the upcoming season of The Crown doesn’t feature a Royal Rumble-inspired scene where Prince William holds Prince Harry back while Prince Charles runs towards him for a dropkick to the chest I don’t want to see it. Because even though most of the show mixes fact and fiction I can only imagine how much that family wants to beat Harry’s ass for revealing all their family struggles during Harry and Meghan Markle‘s interview with Oprah earlier this year. Well, it ain’t over yet because Harry is preparing a new tell-all that’s set to bring even more drama to the Royal Family.

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