Category: Rumorz
JawGate 2022: Zac Efron Claims A Broken Jaw Is To Blame For His Gargantuan Masseters
We know Zac Efron’s gotten real swole since his High School Musical days, but last spring the swelling seemed to be localized in his jaw when he appeared on Bill Nye’s Earth Day! The Musical causing #JawGate to trend on Twitter. At that time, a friend of Zac’s poo-pooed the rumors that Zac had undergone plastic surgery, to look more like a Cro-Magnon I guess, claiming that would be like “getting a Picasso and having a kid finger paint all over it,” perhaps not realizing that saying someone has a face like a Picasso is not exactly a compliment. Now Zac has addressed the rumors himself in Men’s Health magazine, claiming his face is now swole where it was once flaccid, because he doesn’t skip jaw day at the gym.
THE QUEEN Is Reportedly NOT Dead And Kate Middleton Joked About Wanting Another Baby
A Royal Mystery solved! Just as the gossip site Hollywood Unlocked got an EXCLUSIVE that THEE QUEEN had perished (she has not), Duchess Kate Middleton announced that she was feeling “very broody” and joked that whenever she meets a baby, she comes home to William and says “let’s have another one.” Now we know that Kate’s Royal Womb has already produced three possible successors to The Throne, Prince George, 8, Princess Charlotte, 6, and Prince Louis, 3. And given that their father Prince William still has to wait in line behind his pops for his shot, there’s an awful lot of spare heirs coming up behind him. And so I have a theory as to who tipped off the press with a false report that the line of succession is in motion.
Some Marvel Fans Think Tom Cruise Might Have A Cameo In “Doctor Strange 2”
To the casual viewer, the MCU is largely a messy nonsensical world with a cult-like following where mortals have superpowers and claim they are trying to save the world but actually end up destroying people’s lives and ruining entire cities. Plus there are sometimes aliens from outer space? Oops, sorry, did I say Marvelverse? I meant to say Scientology. But honestly, potato/potahto, thetan/thanos. So maybe it shouldn’t be a surprise to learn that recent leaks from the set of Doctor Strange 2: Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness hint that that world’s most vigorous Dianetics thumper, Tom Cruise, might show up in a cameo as Iron Man/Tony Stark. I guess this was easier than trying to get Battlefield Earth 2: Maverick of the Universe financed.
People Think Tracee Ellis Ross And Harry Styles Might Be, You Know
Lots of folks are bored and horny these days (in between bouts of despondency and despair) so it makes sense that a favorite pastime of the internet right now is playing a fevered game of Are They? What else are you supposed to do if all you’ve got is vivid imagination and your own two hands to get you off. So when two unique and stylish bundles of fun like Tracee Ellis Ross and Harry Styles have been “spotted” together, as reported to the celebrity gossip tipline @deuxmoi on Instagram, horny hos are gonna take notice. Rumors of a Harrcee union come two years after 26-year-old Harry broke up with Victoria’s Secret model Camille Rowe. Add the fact that 47-year-old Tracee is notoriously private, citing having grown up “in a very public family” (her sister-in-law is the one and only Ashlee Simpson!), and you’re off to the races!
Rumer Willis And Armie Hammer Were Spotted Together Looking Cozy
Rumor has it that Rumer has it for Armie Hammer. According to Page Six, Rumer Willis was spotted walking armie-in-armie with Armie yesterday in Los Angeles. Fresh off of cosplaying Kim Kardashian for a new ad campaign for Skims, Rumer’s apparently doubling down on her questionable associations by kicking it with a recently separated man who has more dubious opinions than a soccer stadium full of artificial assholes.
Brad Pitt And Alia Shawkat Are Still Hanging Out Together
Ever since wrapping up a very successful awards season, William Bradley Pitt has retired to his pottery studio to escape the spotlight, making only occasional forays out into the world to attend concerts and eat In-N-Out with Alia Shawkat, his artistic young friend with a severe haircut. Despite rumors to the contrary, Brad insists that he and Alia are just friends, and I believe him. Brad’s one true love is obviously his carefully curated collection of hobo hats.