In a surprising development, it looks like William Bradley Pitt maeby fünking Alia Shawkat from Arrested Development. Brad and Alia were spotted together at an art exhibit called LA On Fire on Saturday, a show in which Alia had a piece on display, per her Instagram. They were photographed participating in an IRL group chat, which I guess is something that people who put bras on and leave the house on a Saturday night sometimes do. That alone isn’t necessarily proof that they were on a date, but according to Lainey Gossip, somebody also snapped a sneak shot of them elsewhere that night, sitting together “at a small table” and Alia was wearing the same outfit she wore to the gallery. Adding to the mystique, that photo has since been removed from the internet.
Here’s Brad and Alia at the gallery.
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Supporting arts & artist as usual 😎Thank you Brad Pitt for joining us🙏 Had the pleasure to introduce my great artist friend Martin Werthmann to Brad (please check out his work) . Had a very interesting conversation with Brad. Like is positive attitude 🙂👍 . #arts #art #artlover #artistsoninstagram #artdistrict #losangeles #martinwerthmann #bradpitt #meryemuzerli #meralduran #yaseminelmas #brad #photography #globetrotter #entertainment #life #lifestyle
Lainey also says that back in September, there was a paparazzi photo of Brad and a mystery woman leaving a performance of an Ethan Cohen play in LA, and “according to paparazzi, they left together in the same car.” Lainey thinks that woman could have been Alia. Personally, I think the bigger news is that Brad Pitt seems to only own one sorry looking hat.
They went to a comedy show together too pic.twitter.com/pAfBQNix8J
— Nathalia Cueva (@cueva_nathalia) November 19, 2019
Despite their 25-year age difference (Brad is 55, Alia is 30), I can see why Brad would be into Alia. She seems artistic, smart, quirky, and fun. But not so much fun she’d drain you of all your vital fluids leaving you a mere husk of a man with an ocean of regrets and only one ugly hat to your name. But I think Alia’s actually too cool for Brad. She allegedly let Joaquin Phoenix shave her pussy before they had awkward sex when she was 20. At 30, I doubt whatever vanilla soft-serve Brad’s got for her is going to get the job done.
alia shawkat apparently publicly told the story of hooking up w/ a celeb who made her go into the bathroom and shave before they had sex and my bf knows it was joaquin phoenix through the LA gossip mill but u didn't hear it from me
— poodie the witness (@P00DI3PI3) October 6, 2019
Now, I did say it was allegedly Joaquin. But maybe it was Brad, and Alia was actually the fuel truck that destroyed an empire!