Category: Rumer Willis
Jessica Ciencin Henriquez Is Apparently Done Lunching With Armie Hammer And Has Blocked Him On Instagram
One thing to know about Jessica Ciencin Henriquez, besides who she is and why we’re talking about her, is that Jessica Ciencin Heriquez is not afraid to put a dude on blast. Like, on a list of Five Things To Know About Jessica Ciencin Henriquez, right under #1 (she’s a writer who used to be married to Josh Lucas that dude from the Hallmark movies) and #2 (she once went on a date with Armie Hammer soon after he announced his split from his wife Elizabeth Chambers) is #3 (will put a motherfucker on blast.) According to Just Jared, Jessica recently posted on Twitter that despite having enjoyed a cozy lunch date with Armie back in September, she has since blocked him on Instagram.
Rumer Who? Armie Hammer Went On A Date With Josh Lucas’ Ex Wife Jessica Ciencin Henriquez
Just last Wednesday Armie Hammer appeared to be getting cozy with Rumer Willis when he was spotted with his arm around her waist on the streets of L.A. Little did we know that just two days earlier, Armie was spotted getting cozy at lunch with another woman entirely! According to Page Six, Armie had lunch in West Hollywood with writer Jessica Ciencin Henriquez who recently split with her ex-husband Josh Lucas who apparently suffered from a serious case of wandering peen syndrome. Will we ever find a cure? To recap, there have now been two verified reports of recently separated Armie Hammer getting cozy without the aid of a fireplace nor comfy blanket. What’s his secret?!?!?!
Rumer Willis And Armie Hammer Were Spotted Together Looking Cozy
Rumor has it that Rumer has it for Armie Hammer. According to Page Six, Rumer Willis was spotted walking armie-in-armie with Armie yesterday in Los Angeles. Fresh off of cosplaying Kim Kardashian for a new ad campaign for Skims, Rumer’s apparently doubling down on her questionable associations by kicking it with a recently separated man who has more dubious opinions than a soccer stadium full of artificial assholes.
Scout Willis Offered An Odd Explanation For Why Bruce Willis Is Not In Quarantine With His Wife
Earlier this month when we learned that Bruce Willis was quarantining in Idaho with his ex-wife Demi Moore and their adult children Rumer (31), Scout (28) and Tallulah Willis (26, pictured above), keen observers noted (it was me, noted keen observer!) that it was odd that Bruce’s current wife, Emma Heming Willis and their two young daughters Mabel (8), and Evelyn (5), were nowhere to be seen. We know it wasn’t because they don’t make the family matching pajamas in toddler size because even the dogs were issued a pair. Turns out that Emma and their girls have been hunkered down in Los Angeles and Bruce has been playing house with Demi and their girls since March (timeline based on Tallulah reporting the Idaho quarantine pod had been together for 27 days sometime on or before April 7, via CNN). Now, according to People, Scout has offered up a completely believable and not at all weird explanation for why Bruce isn’t with his current family. You see, what had happened was, little Evelyn stabbed herself in the foot with a used syringe she found in the park. And you all thought some form of fuckery was afoot! Shame on you.
Bruce Willis’ Current Marriage Is Fine, Even Though He’s Self-Isolating With Ex-Wife Demi Moore
Bruce Willis has chosen to self-isolate with ex-wife Demi Moore, and his first round of daughters, Scout, Tallulah, and Rumer Willis, as well as their boyfriends and Demi’s assistant. But some people (nosy snoops like me who have nothing better to do) wondered, “Hey, where’s the rest of Bruce’s family?” 65-year-old Bruce’s current wife is 43-year-old model/actress/vegan beauty company CEO (but of course), Emma Heming Willis. They have two daughters, Mabel, 8, and Evelyn, 5, and have been married since 2009. Bruce and 57-year-old Demi were married from 1987 to 2000.
Thankfully, a helpful “family source” (one of their tiny PJ-ed dogs?) explained that “everything is great” with all of the Willises. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Gwyneth Paltrow’s “Makeup Free” Celebrity Dinner Party
Entertainment Tonight says that Gwyneth Paltrow decided to scroll through her cleric-cleansed diamond rolodex and find the numbers of her favorite celebrity girlfriends. She then called them over for an “intimate” dinner featuring professional photography. But there was a catch: They had to come SANS FARDS! Leave the makeup at home, ladies! Gwyneth wanted to see the real you! And let me tell you, these women are definitely pulling off the no-makeup makeup look, but ain’t none of them make-up free.