And with this split, coronavirus is looking back and forth between Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers like, “Well, am I to blame or not?!” because he claims they split up in January while she claims they split up this month. Whatever the case may be, Armie and Elizabeth both filed for divorce today after 10 years of marriage. We should’ve known this was coming when Armie debuted his Central Florida hitchhiking grifter circa 1988 look. Bitch was got extra hot to hit the scene again!
TMZ says that 33-year-old Armie and 37-year-old Elizabeth filed at the same time, which means it was definitely coordinated. But there are differences with their filing. Elizabeth wants sole physical custody of their two children, 5-year-old Harper Grace and 3-year-old Ford, while Armie wants joint legal and physical custody. Elizabeth used “irreconcilable differences” as the reason why their marriage got destroyed like the dancefloor when Armie busted out hot moves in Call Me By Your Name. And like I mentioned above, Armie lists their official date of separation as January 2020 and Elizabeth lists July 2020. This is where shit could get messy.
Armie and Elizabeth married on May 22, 2010. TMZ says that they don’t have a prenup. Armie has already agreed to pay child and spousal support, but if the judge accepts Elizabeth’s separation date as thee official separation date, he could end up paying her more in spousal support since that would mean they’ve been married for a little over 10 years. But if the judge accepts Armie’s separation date, that means their marriage lasted less than 10 years. Armie comes from old money and the internet claims his net worth is $16 million.
Both Armie ad Elizabeth posted the same generic “we’ll remain friends” divorce announcement on their Instagram pages with a picture that tells me that Elizabeth has always had exquisite Disney villainess brows and Armie used to be a twink:
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Thirteen years as best friends, soulmates, partners and then parents. It has been an incredible journey, but together, we’ve decided to turn the page and move on from our marriage. As we enter into this next chapter, our children and relationship as co-parents and dear friends will remain our priority. We understand this news lends itself to public dialogue, but in the interest of our children and our family, we’re asking for privacy, compassion and love during this time.
Armie and Elizabeth quarantined together with their kids in the Cayman Islands where his family lives. It looks like she’s still there while he is not. So either they were done and were quarantining together for the sake of their kids or they split up during the quarantine.
Armie once got caught liking a bunch of rope bondage pics (maybe Elizabeth got sick of being tied down?) and once said that he respects his feminist wife too much to choke her and pull her hair during sex. So if you’re an Armie Hammer-loving non-feminist who is into BDSM, gets the leaks for cupping bruises, and isn’t allergic to SMUG, slide into Armie’s DMs now!