Fire up the random celebrity baby name generator, Jagger Snow (4 ½) and Bronx Mowgli (11) are about to have another sibling as soon as Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross‘ new baby is finished cooking. Unless they’ve already sold the baby name rights to Clearblue since the pregnancy test company sponsored their Instagram announcement. In which case, we can’t wait to meet you Flip & Click #Clearbluepartner Simpson-Ross!
Even if the kid does end up with a ridiculous name, you know it’s not going to get picked on in school considering little FlipNClick’s grandmother is THE ONE AND ONLY Tina Simpson! Well, Tina and Diana Ross on its daddy’s side, for whatever that’s worth. This will be Evan’s second kid, and Ashlee’s third— she had Bronx with Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz. Here’s the announcement.
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We are pregnant and we are so excited to share it with everyone. Baby #3 ♥ Thank you @clearblue #clearbluepartner #clearblueconfirmed During this unprecedented time, we know pregnant women may be under greater stress which is why we are supporting @marchofdimes Mom and Baby #COVID19 Intervention and Support Fund. Check out their Instagram page to see how they are helping moms and babies get the care they need now and in the future.
At least this tacky sponsorship is for a good cause. But I can’t believe they’re already making the baby earn its placenta juice when it doesn’t even have eyeballs yet! According to People, Ashlee’s wanted to have another baby for a long time and she and Evan always wanted to have a big family. So they’re off to a good start and well on their way to making sure there’s a Simpson family reality show on the air for decades to come.