Armie Hammer Pulled A Susan Sarandon

July 28, 2020 / Posted by:

I’m envious of Elizabeth Chambers who, after 10 years of marriage, was able to divorce Armie Hammer while the rest of us, after 10 long years of trying to make Armie Hammer happen, still have to endure Armie Hammer. Armie, AKA The Silver Spoon Socialist, has once again #TakentoTwitter with some political hot takes. Following in the footsteps of Susan Sarandon, Armie tweeted, then deleted, a case for “another American revolution” over voting for Joe Biden. Armie may have taken a bite out of a mushy cum filled peach, but is he ready to have Debra Messing take a bite out of him? Because other than being Megan Mullally, this is the best way to get Messinged with.

Here’s what Armie tweeted this morning. I just so happened to catch it on my timeline right before it got deleted. Unfortunately for Armie, I wasn’t the only one who caught Armie’s call to armies.

Now, Armie’s no longer kicking it in The Cayman Islands with his kids and soon to be ex-wife, so he has no excuse for not knowing what is already going down in the streets of Portland and elsewhere. Trust me, the people out there getting tear-gassed aren’t ALL recently Emmy nominated method actors (congrats, Jeremy. Looks like all those rails of real cocaine you did for Succession paid off!), and they’re doing a bit more to advance the cause of social justice than Armie, who as far as I can tell, has done nothing more than ride around suburban streets on his mom’s scooter looking for cops to film.

Naturally, people on Twitter were quick to let Armie know where he can shove his revolution.

Some have even accused Armie of being a double agent who wants Trump to get reelected because his mother Dru Hammer is a vocal supporter.

That seems like wild speculation because if Armie’s proved anything in his years on and off and on Twitter again, it’s that he’s desperate to be seen as anything other than a privileged spoiled brat. Remember, he said he doesn’t take his parent’s money. So don’t come looking for Armie’s head when the guillotines come out just because you can’t pronounce his name properly without a mid-Atlantic accent. He just really likes riding his mom’s pink Vespa OK, where is the crime in that?!?!


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