Lots of folks are bored and horny these days (in between bouts of despondency and despair) so it makes sense that a favorite pastime of the internet right now is playing a fevered game of Are They? What else are you supposed to do if all you’ve got is vivid imagination and your own two hands to get you off. So when two unique and stylish bundles of fun like Tracee Ellis Ross and Harry Styles have been “spotted” together, as reported to the celebrity gossip tipline @deuxmoi on Instagram, horny hos are gonna take notice. Rumors of a Harrcee union come two years after 26-year-old Harry broke up with Victoria’s Secret model Camille Rowe. Add the fact that 47-year-old Tracee is notoriously private, citing having grown up “in a very public family” (her sister-in-law is the one and only Ashlee Simpson!), and you’re off to the races!
According to Grazia Magazine, in December of last year, Tracee was spotted backstage after Harry performed a concert at the Forum in L.A. Nobody thought much about it at the time, but in light of a more recent sighting of the two involved in a “pretty juicy” conversation in Laurel Canyon “6 to 8 months ago,” folks have been reexamining the circumstances that found Tracee and Harry backstage together in December.
According to the anon DMer who says they sat next to the famous pair, Styles and Ellis Ross were having a “pretty juicy” convo, which included talking about the wildest places they’ve hooked up and joking about going to the bathrooms together. When asked by @deuxmoi whether they managed to hear the answers, the source said, “No I couldn’t hear unfortunately, but they were definitely on a date/hooking up.”
After this was posted, another person sent in a submission seemingly confirming the above, this time with photo evidence. ”Tracee was backstage at Harry’s concert at the forum last year in December… we all thought they were just good friends,” they wrote alongside a black and white photo showing Ellis Ross and Styles smiling while speaking to each other backstage.
Harry styles wrote adore you about Tracee Ellis Ross. No more further questions. 😌 pic.twitter.com/5OMr2d3AFv
— 𝓜𝔂𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓮 (@leighzmani) September 28, 2020
Grazia reminds us that we know how Tracee wound up at that concert. Harry slid into her DMs on Instagram and invited her himself. Tracee told this story in his presence when she was a guest on The Late Late Show with James Cordon which he was guest-hosting.
Ellis Ross said, “It’s Instagram. You know, the DMs. Harry started liking my pictures. I was like, ‘Who is this Harry Styles?’ And then I started commenting on [his] pictures. I was like, ‘When is he gonna perform in L.A.?’ ”
According to Ellis Ross, Styles then told her that he would be performing in L.A. soon and asked her if she wanted to come, to which she obviously responded, “I do, sir.” Styles confirmed this exchange and then revealed that Ellis Ross did come to his show, which is likely where the above photo was taken.
Here’s that clip. They do seem to have a spicy-ish rapport, joking about how “she came.” TW: Kendall Jenner (Harry’s ex).
— If Beale Street Could Twerk (@camerouninema) September 28, 2020
Despite the significant age gap, people seem to be very onboard with this pairing, even going so far as to rewrite history. Some are now claiming that Harry’s single Watermelon Sugar was written about Tracee even though it was originally written in September 2017 (per Wikipedia) when he still would have been with Camille. But in the name of horn dog fantasies, I present to you Harry Styles showing what he might do to Tracee’s WAW (wet ass watermelon), given the chance.