Category: Royals
The Queen Reluctantly Cancelled Her Trip To Northern Ireland On Doctor’s Orders
THE QUEEN is 95, going on 96. Bitch is getting up there. Last week the news broke that her doctor made her quit her nightly martini. She was also seen out and about using a cane to help her walk. Then yesterday, after a slew of public appearances, Buckingham Palace announced that the Queen was canceling a two-day visit to Northern Ireland that had been set to begin today. Apparently, doctors thought the Queen should rest, and she “reluctantly accepted medical advice.” Reluctantly, my ass! Now she gets to jump into that massive four-poster bed and binge-watch Squid Game and the latest season of You! Doc’s orders…
Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Made The Cover Of TIME Magazine’s 100 Most Influential People Of 2021 Issue
TIME has released their list of who they believe are the 100 Most Influential People of 2021, which includes Lil Nas X, naturally (you don’t piss off an ocean of conservative folks by lap dancing on the devil for nothing!), as well as Britney Spears, COVID vaccine angel Dolly Parton, Simone Biles, Timbaland and Swizz Beatz, Youn Yuh Jung, Tom Brady, and Bad Bunny. But also, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, who got a totally-not-Photoshopped-to-a-new-dimension-and-back cover all to themselves. Harry and Meghan’s inclusion on this year’s list falls under the “Icons” section. Oh TIME, why would you do that? You couldn’t put them in the section for artists or leaders or something? Harry and Meghan’s most rabid online haters are going to have a field day with that one. “Icons? More she conned her way into Harry’s life and ruined it forever!!!!1!!”
The Re-Issue Of “Finding Freedom” Claims That Prince Harry And The Queen Had A Special Reunion After Prince Philip’s Funeral
Today marks the release of an updated version of Finding Freedom, the tell-all book about Prince Harry and Meghan Markle leaving the Royal family. That’s the one Meghan admitted leaking a wee bit of information to (despite previously denying it). Well, a lot has happened since the book’s initial release a year ago, and today’s re-issue contains a brand spanking new epilogue ft. tea about the couple’s move to California, the Oprah interview, and Prince Philip’s death. It also includes claims that the two Buckingham Palace staffers who accused Meghan of bullying later asked for “their experiences with Meghan to be rescinded”, and that Harry and THE QUEEN had a “very special” reunion after Prince Philip’s funeral. Awww, did Harry hug his wee granny? Is the Royal family even allowed to hug? Continue reading
Here’s The Teaser Trailer For “Spencer” Starring Kristen Stewart As Princess Diana
Just one day after we all saw Kristen Stewart recreate Jennifer Lawrence’s Oscar fall on the poster for Spencer, they have released a teaser trailer for it. That still may look like it’s from a biopic about the Dutch Boy’s day as a fancy fisherman. But it’s Kristen Stewart as a sad and stressed-out Princess Diana in Spencer, which is out November 5. Continue reading
Prince Harry Is Writing His Memoirs And It’s Reportedly Got The Royal Family Shook
If the upcoming season of The Crown doesn’t feature a Royal Rumble-inspired scene where Prince William holds Prince Harry back while Prince Charles runs towards him for a dropkick to the chest I don’t want to see it. Because even though most of the show mixes fact and fiction I can only imagine how much that family wants to beat Harry’s ass for revealing all their family struggles during Harry and Meghan Markle‘s interview with Oprah earlier this year. Well, it ain’t over yet because Harry is preparing a new tell-all that’s set to bring even more drama to the Royal Family.
Prince William And Prince Harry Reunited To Unveil Kensington Palace’s Statue Of Princess Diana
It’s no secret that Prince William and Prince Harry aren’t exactly (polite British throat-clear) on the best of terms at the moment. From what we’ve been told time and time again, it sounds like William and Harry would rather both undergo an anesthesia-free hair transplant than spend any longer than three seconds together. But as expected, they both temporarily set aside their differences today in London, to unveil a statue dedicated to their late mother, Diana, Princess of Wales, on what would have been her 60th birthday.