Night Crumbs

October 15, 2021 / Posted by:

THE QUEEN reportedly used to booze like the rich lady of leisure she is by having Dubonnet and gin during the day, wine at dinner, a dry martini in the evening, and sometimes a champagne nightcap. I say “used to” because apparently, her doctor told her to quit it with the sweet nectar since she’s got a busy holiday schedule ahead of her. A source says that THE QUEEN isn’t that bothered by quitting alcohol because she’s “not that much of a drinker” but “it seems a trifle unfair that at this stage in her life she’s having to give up one of very few pleasures.” The hell kind of doctor does THE QUEEN have? All that booze has helped her live to 95 because it keeps her pickled. But seriously, it makes sense that THE QUEEN is okay with quitting booze because the doctor didn’t say anything about stopping her nightly ritual of hitting the bong she had made out of one of her royal scepters – Yahoo!

78-year-old Roger Waters got married for the fifth time (SPOILER ALERT: And he didn’t marry a barely legal influencer) because I guess you’re never too old to want to torture yourself with marriage – Celebitchy

I’m guessing that the Guinness World Record for the most number of people holding their breath was broken today when the news came out that Katey Segal was hit by a car. But everyone breathed again after learning that she wasn’t busted up that badly – Just Jared

Bill Cosby may be out of prison due to a technicality, but his legal woes are far from over and actress Lili Bernard has sued him for allegedly Bill Cosby-ing her in 1990 – CNN

The Netflix/Dave Chappelle messiness continues and this time Hannah Gadsby has been dragged into it and let a trick know that she’d like to be excluded from this narrative – Pajiba

Scott Speedman will soon become a certified DILF – People

FYI: Miranda Lambert and her former cop husband are still together – (fifth IG down) Lainey Gossip

Well, this is going to leave some serious tan lines, Lily-Rose DeppPopoholic

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